And One More Thing...

The American version of The Office sucks, of course. I'm not even trying to hear "Don't go into it with any expectations of...

When I was a little girl, I spent an inordinate amount of time playing "Barbies." Most of you know this already. And I am not asha...

I'm too tired to write about anything relevant today. I will tell you that I totally crapped out on going to see the elephant parade. Wh...

The hostess with the mostest! And Greg, who thinks my hair is "sexy." Thanks!

Ah, the rosy-cheeked, heavy-lidded gaze of the truly shitcanned.

John and his Schlitz. Brian, thanks for Molly Ringwalding with me!

If you had a burger yesterday and still recognize the need for one today... If every muscle, bone, joint, and tendon in your body is still s...

I am so excited. Tonight is Kelly and John's housewarming party. I've got the Aquavit chilling in the freezer, a cute new t-shirt to...

Almost there!

Coffee is my teat I mean, Coffee is my treat I drink my money

I have never been so fucking scared in all my life, EXCEPT for: This one time? Meghan, Kim, and I were coming back from a night on the town ...

Well, I have to go look at an apartment later, so there is a huge hiccup in my plans for the evening. Additionally, the nabe may be a little...

Tomorrow, as you well know, is St. Patrick's Day here in New York City. It's a crazy day. If you call anybody in NYC tomorrow at any...

We all do it. Except, MFDC admits it. The PMSOTFBITNVFLPMSOTOTOS System Effing hilarious, kids.

1.) To the women who push strollers through crowds like they’re snowplows: Firstly, just because you have a child (is it even YOURS? Really....

"M.A.R.S. Mars, Bitches!"

Last night I hung out with an old friend, Victor. When he called at 10:15 p.m., I was checking email before bed. And yes, that included chec...

Victor - You'll most likely never read this, but I just wanted to say that I'm so proud we're still friends after 15 years. And ...

Currently living and working in the middle.

As I type this, I do not have a title in mind. And I have accidentally inhaled some Formula 409. I am still at work, finishing up a massive ...

Ok, so my current Roommate of the Month is out of town this weekend. Tonight I bought a bottle of wine on the way home from work and am now ...

At least there is this.

I have had a few inquiries as to why my ass was sore, as I stated in my Nor'easter post. This has confirmed two things for me: 1.) Y...

Ok! Yes! Fine! I made a TYPO. A grammatical ERROR, if you will. And all y'all are getting SO MUCH ENJOYMENT out of it, I decided not to ...

OK, so my day off is being interrupted by a Nor'easter which threatens to dump 10 inches of powdery white snow beginning at 10 a.m. I ha...

I love her.

After yesterday's somewhat downer of a post, and then after my world went to shit for about 10 hours, I decided that today's post wo...

Trying to get back to this level of determination!

You know that song "Regret" by New Order? It's pretty much my anthem and has been for a loooooong time. When I set up my iTune...

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Dear Anonymous – You know, it’s funny you should say that since I was having a convo with a friend recently about this very thing. I would l...

The Real Deal

Signs you're growing up: In preparation for a night of drinking on a work night, you eat lunch late in the day and make sure it's st...

I was just on the phone with another assistant here at the Agency, and we got to chatting the way girls do and she asked me if I was a Manha...

A champion of geek love since 1985.

That's all I really want to say about it. But I thought I would use this opportunity to say one more thing. If loving "Hands to Hea...

Ladies and Gentleman, I would just like to wish you a Happy Chinese New Year. Welcome to the Year of the Cock. I could have said Rooster rig...

So, this afternoon, a coworker ran into some problems with her computer, and before anybody calls I.T., they usually ask me. I would say 7 t...

So, Thursday night, as I was excitedly jockeying between 3 different Instant Messenger conversations, a sense of urgency suddenly blanketed ...

I just took a walk outside in weather that "feels like" 20. I did notice that it felt downright balmy compared to the 6,7, and 9 d...

That's for Personal Time Off. It's my company's abbreviation for "We're too cheap to give you vacation, sick AND person...

Ha, another post for my own nefarious reasons. I'm not particularly inspired to write, I just want to spend some quality time with the s...

Now that I've got that wretched song in your head for the rest of the day, I would just like to provide a little slice of my life, so yo...

I started out the day oversleeping until about 8:15. I recall the alarm going off at 7 a.m., which would have allowed me more than enough ti...

Last week, as we were celebrating Kimberly's 28th birthday, Kelly had a brainstorm. While she was in Hawaii, I should stay at her place!...

Just a few random tidbits that have been floating around in my dome… It’s really effing cold here. Tuesday it was 12. That was the high. ...

I have been a bad girl, and all of you have not been shy with the spankings! I know it’s been a while since I updated. See, I was impriso...

This is how hardcore I am: Ok, so I had to buy a new set of earphones for the iPod because I suffer from some birth defect that prevents ...

So, I'm not doing anything for New Year's. I was supposed to go to Boston and party down at my friend Kimberly's family restaura...

I was going to write this post about my holiday; about how I got really sick and had a huge fight with my dad and how awesome my mom is and ...

Well, it has arrived only a day short of the solstice. Winter. The season when New York City squats over her citizens and takes a big, frost...

It's like an obsession. Right now I am STILL AT WORK, at 7:51 p.m. on a Friday night in New York City. Oh, I left. Please. I'm not T...

It’s an iPod Ladies and Germs…I am proud to announce the newest addition to my family of one (well, if you’re not counting all the voices...

If there's one things we Jersey folks can do, it's run some numbers, y'all! So, for all four of you who are interested, behold D...

Damn. Now I know how the Yankees’ fans felt. This is some serious suckage. I feel cheated. I feel like the democratic process doesn’t work. ...

As I write this, I am hungover and eating oatmeal at my desk. I have a pile of work that is taking over my desk and I have $6 until tomorrow...

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