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The Muppet opening my gift, which was a tank and boy-short set that said "Mrs. J3." CLASSIC expression!

The Muppet and her Bridesmaids, from left: Megan (older sister), Taylor (BFF and Maid of Honor), Marisa (BFF), Me, Casey (younger sister). M...

Me and Meghan and her fabulous necklace!

If you've missed the boozey smile, there it is! That's the Muppet sticking her butt out, drunk Me, and Maid of Honor, Taylor.

I've been away, my pretties. Sort of. Also, I've been really lazy, too. It's hard to find inspiration for anything other than a ...

July 4 with Meghan!

I have a pointy chin.

When someone else is in charge of the camera, I have final cut. Amazingly, this was our first take.

When I am in charge of the camera, one of us loses their head.

A day in the life.

Though most of you have heard this story by now, I'm reposting it here because, well, I really just wanted you to see the cute, wittle T...

The Muppet and her bridesmaids, code name: ChocolateGinger!! Missing: Megan Devers, older sister and Sara Devers, cousin.

HELLO! I know it has been a while since I've written and all I can say about that is, "Eh." It's officially summer and lot...

It is a well-known fact that if you are not a "people person," then New York is NOT the city for you. You cannot walk on the sidew...

When not looking at porn, audio message boards, checking eBay gear auctions and talking me down from ledges, MFDC is an Internet Crusader.

Welcome to the first syndicated TwerpsWorld blog series since WTF? Fridays bit it early last August, along with my creativity, when I starte...

Before I delve into the purpose of this blog, which is to actually find out what the HELL I look like, I would like to just update everybody...

For comparison purposes only.

I had a mini mental breakdown this morning. It came out of nowhere. Well, actually, it OBVIOUSLY came from somewhere, but identifying that f...

Thoughts are flying around my dome these days like little pinballs, so I need to just let a couple out to make room for any new would-be obs...

I have been tortured by several things in my lifetime: excruciating back pain, a younger brother, an older brother, a deep yearning for brig...

Hi. Lately I've been getting a lot of flack from you bitches about not updating regularly enough to suit your time-wasting selves! Well,...

Meghan's Birthday South Park Character.

Me and my Dad, grilling kebabs to the soothing sounds of Smooth Jazz. It was his 60th birthday. We got him Flying Lessons!

Please note the smudge of frosting on my upper lip. The smudge that MFDC let me walk around with for at least an hour after that!

We took this picture three times until I was satisfied with the results.

Cupcakes + MFDC = Yummy!!

Damn, it feels good to be a panda.

My cousin is dying of brain cancer. He was an active, vital young man of 40 and then one day he got a headache. Now he is in bed, has lost m...

Last night, while running back to my apartment to get some fabric softener sheets, a woman tried to kill me with her minivan. We had words. ...

I can't think of anyone I've known longer or who deserves this moment more than Miss Gina G and Mr. Oscar B!! I'm so happy for y...

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This is MFDC's interpretation of me as a South Park character . Not only is this alm...

Seriously. This is awesome. I suspect when he was putting this together, MFDC despaired of the lack of a mandle footwear option.

Me and my sassy new haircut, a mere day before my world came crashing down on me in the form of a busted iPod. This was taken from the P.O.V...

It had all the ingredients- -Sassy, new haircut? Check. -Good night's sleep? Check. -At work on time? Check. -Busy but not crazed? Check...

My pretty tulips!

Butterballs, a Canadian delicacy. They are served with every meal!!

After this picture was taken, there was a Best Ass competition. I did not win. Then again, I didn't enter, either.

Ah, yes. It's been a while since I've posted. Since you last heard from me, I had a miserable Administrative Professionals Day, I tr...

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