I Can Be A Whiny Little Bitch Here

What I love about the times when I bitch and moan is how you guys totally indulge me, much like the fat, only child of "late in life...

I have 13 minutes to get this up before I depart work and get on my way to the Muppet's for dinner with her and her Maid of Honor, Taylo...

I have to say, last year's New Year SUCKED. Even as I was living through it I was aware of how sucky it was. It never was particularly f...

Mom's Traditional Massive Christmas Tree. Every year we hear, "It's a lot bigger than it looked when I bought it."

Kristoffer sent this today: "hmmm, maybe a good opportunity to UPDATE, considering you're in the city brought to it's knees and...

Not only was I trying to balance a very pretty, glittery ornament on my head, but also trying to look as dorktastic as possible. As you can ...

My view from under the Birthday Balloon canopy. Everyone was jealous. They were also very amused about the crown of static I sported for the...

Yesterday I was sitting in a meeting when I saw this HUGE bouquet of balloons float by. AND THEY WERE FOR ME!!!!

This is me today! ON MY BIRTHDAY! The smile is lame and my nose looks HUGE, but it's my BIRTHDAY! WHOO!

This is me when I was born. I still have that nose. And I still stick out my tongue!

I know I've slacked off on the birthday tributes in the past few months. I owe several. Becca, Vic, Laura, Gina...it doesn't mean I ...

HOW AWESOME IS THIS??? SERIOUSLY!

Awesome, right? Seriously. That's my birthday up there under the boobs. It refers to an MSNBC doc on PORN. I can't decide what's...

Well, 46 days after my trusty mare went out to pasture, I've got me a brand-new, scratch-free filly to once again ride into the ground a...

It's beginning to look a lot like Consumermas! I have lots to say, but luckily for you all, I sent all of it in an email to the MFDC, so...

My First iPod. Gone but not forgotten.

I feel like Kirk when Spock died and they sent him off In that black dildo.

"Hello, thank you for calling Apple, this is Jaime. May I have your first name please?" "Danielle." "Ok, Danielle. ...

I just wanted to post something pretty. This is Vic and Laura's daughter, Annie. She's almost 9 weeks now, but this pic was taken at...

That's what I sounded like this week, as I consumed thousands of units of caffeine in order to push through some really long, incredibly...

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