Ladies and Gentleman, It. Has. Be. Gun. I wanted to kind of round this out and start it at the beginning of a pay period, but sometimes my h...
Soda Cap Wisdom
Hello! I'm back from vacation and very bummed about it, but what can I do? Nothing. Because I am a debt-ridden, middle-class administrat...
Forever Dodging The Shit
You know, it's amazing the things you learn to ignore when you live in a city, especially New York. I just walked into the Women's b...
New System
Today I got an email from MoveOn.org: "BREAKING: McDonald's Has New Coffee System! Call your Senators!" Didn't you get tha...
A Wintry Mix Of Turd And Crap
Ok, so I was just checking out New York's weather for the next few days and that is essentially what we're up against: turd and crap...
Though iMtired, iTunes
Most of you know by now that if I'm iTunesing, I'm in New Jersey. Hopefully this plight will soon find its end and I will be able to...
OK, So Maybe Valentine's Day Doesn't Necessarily "Buh-low" Per Se
This is what I said about Valentine's Day: "Valentine's Buh-lows. That's all I really want to say about it. But I thoug...
Last Night I Ate 2/3 Of A Giant Snickers Bar. And It Was GOOD.
Something happens to me when I eat. Throughout all my MANY weightloss quests, whenever I would be researching the best ways to quell my appe...
Get On The Quarterdeck, Boucher!
Right before we ate 90000 pounds of food. He sat down, protected by my older brother's Eagles jacket and a towel.
Bust A Bubble
Sometimes, when things are going well, you kind of exist in this little perfect bubble. As delicate and transparent as the bubble is, it sti...
God Help You, I Joined NetFlix
Yeah, yeah, yeah...so I jumped on the bandwagon WAY friggin' late, but seriously. Up to this point, I had friends that like, lived near ...
A Thousand Voices
This damn blog is almost 2 years old. In the nearly 22 months since I've started the thing, and in the 18 months since I turned the ...
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