The Difference a Year Makes

You know, it’s truly incredible the difference a year makes. You take for granted that there will be massive changes between several years, ...

In Bloom

It's ridiculously early, but I am slightly hungover and thus, awake. But despite all that, despite everything, I feel fanfriggingtabulis...

Sphere of Danielle

Random Question: What came first – the title or the blog? Random Slice of Life: In my bed right now are: Two books, one pair of stereo he...

Did You Miss Me?

I missed you! I'm back, my li'l chil'rens. And with the prescription painkillerz, too. All is lovely with the world. The Demon G...

The Martini Shot

This is "movie lingo" for the last shot of a movie. Since this will also be "Take 2" of my prep for gall bladder surgery...

I'm Like France During WWII

If I were to rate this weekend on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being an utter and complete shitstorm and 10 being nirvana, I would have to say ...

Drunk Dialing

This is a shameful post. I just made my 17 year old brother drive me to WaWa for an Italian hoagie at 3 o'clock in the morning because I...

Version 2.0.1 (and Other Sundry Updates)

Well, hellooooo. Welcome back from the Strawberry Nightmare. I couldn’t take the pink anymore. Even though I am female and take pride in the...

Ditching the Pink

I think I might ditch the pink, y'all, Strawberry Nightmare though it may be. I'm not sure I want to be associated with something qu...

Shake Your Body To That Conga (or Broke Down Body Parts)

I just had to do a favor for my father and buy him concert tickets to Gloria Estefan because his computer is busted and he’s not comfortable...

I Will Not Take These Things For Granted

I'm sure my neighbor, Shane the Urbane, thinks I'm a total nutter (he's English...or Irish, something like that) because I play ...

Mom Says You Have to Share!

Can't believe I made it through this week. The weekend is supposed to be grumpy and rainy, which means I will have a chance to read at l...

Got Ilk?

A strange thing happens when you encounter someone of your own ilk -- particularly if your ilk is unlike the rest of “society’s” select ilks...

Chia Pets are Misleading

From the cool holographic card that comes with your Chia Pet, you would assume that once in full, glorious bloom, your Pet would resemble a ...

The Day After

Last night, before I went to bed, I decided I would quickly check my email because I am expecting a reply regarding a business situation. In...

Oh, One More Thing

If anybody even murmurs "Kabbalah," I will officially disown you.

The Great Deception

I have long struggled under the weight of living up to what people perceive me to be. I'm not sure if this is arrogant or presumptuous, ...

Egads! I'm Pining!

pine2    ( P )   Pronunciation Key   (pn)v. pined, pin·ing, pines v. intr. To feel a lingering, often nostalgic desire. To wither or ...

Divorced Kid Humor

You know, since the birth of this web log oh so many months ago, I have experienced a range of emotions when considering it. It’s interestin...

On Second Thought...

Screw the political stuff! Let's talk about William Shatner and his new record with Ben Folds. You start.
 

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