I MUST Be Crazy

I just took a walk outside in weather that "feels like" 20. I did notice that it felt downright balmy compared to the 6,7, and 9 d...

That's for Personal Time Off. It's my company's abbreviation for "We're too cheap to give you vacation, sick AND person...

Ha, another post for my own nefarious reasons. I'm not particularly inspired to write, I just want to spend some quality time with the s...

Now that I've got that wretched song in your head for the rest of the day, I would just like to provide a little slice of my life, so yo...

I started out the day oversleeping until about 8:15. I recall the alarm going off at 7 a.m., which would have allowed me more than enough ti...

Last week, as we were celebrating Kimberly's 28th birthday, Kelly had a brainstorm. While she was in Hawaii, I should stay at her place!...

Just a few random tidbits that have been floating around in my dome… It’s really effing cold here. Tuesday it was 12. That was the high. ...

I have been a bad girl, and all of you have not been shy with the spankings! I know it’s been a while since I updated. See, I was impriso...

This is how hardcore I am: Ok, so I had to buy a new set of earphones for the iPod because I suffer from some birth defect that prevents ...

So, I'm not doing anything for New Year's. I was supposed to go to Boston and party down at my friend Kimberly's family restaura...

I was going to write this post about my holiday; about how I got really sick and had a huge fight with my dad and how awesome my mom is and ...

Well, it has arrived only a day short of the solstice. Winter. The season when New York City squats over her citizens and takes a big, frost...

It's like an obsession. Right now I am STILL AT WORK, at 7:51 p.m. on a Friday night in New York City. Oh, I left. Please. I'm not T...

It’s an iPod Ladies and Germs…I am proud to announce the newest addition to my family of one (well, if you’re not counting all the voices...

If there's one things we Jersey folks can do, it's run some numbers, y'all! So, for all four of you who are interested, behold D...

Damn. Now I know how the Yankees’ fans felt. This is some serious suckage. I feel cheated. I feel like the democratic process doesn’t work. ...

As I write this, I am hungover and eating oatmeal at my desk. I have a pile of work that is taking over my desk and I have $6 until tomorrow...

Waitings, which ripen hopes, are not delays. -Edward Benlowes

Today I avoided turning on the TV until about 6 o'clock when I had nothing better to do but wait for a certain extremely shy individual ...

You know, it’s truly incredible the difference a year makes. You take for granted that there will be massive changes between several years, ...

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