I Bumped My Noggin

A day in the life.

Though most of you have heard this story by now, I'm reposting it here because, well, I really just wanted you to see the cute, wittle T...

The Muppet and her bridesmaids, code name: ChocolateGinger!! Missing: Megan Devers, older sister and Sara Devers, cousin.

HELLO! I know it has been a while since I've written and all I can say about that is, "Eh." It's officially summer and lot...

It is a well-known fact that if you are not a "people person," then New York is NOT the city for you. You cannot walk on the sidew...

When not looking at porn, audio message boards, checking eBay gear auctions and talking me down from ledges, MFDC is an Internet Crusader.

Welcome to the first syndicated TwerpsWorld blog series since WTF? Fridays bit it early last August, along with my creativity, when I starte...

Before I delve into the purpose of this blog, which is to actually find out what the HELL I look like, I would like to just update everybody...

For comparison purposes only.

I had a mini mental breakdown this morning. It came out of nowhere. Well, actually, it OBVIOUSLY came from somewhere, but identifying that f...

Thoughts are flying around my dome these days like little pinballs, so I need to just let a couple out to make room for any new would-be obs...

I have been tortured by several things in my lifetime: excruciating back pain, a younger brother, an older brother, a deep yearning for brig...

Hi. Lately I've been getting a lot of flack from you bitches about not updating regularly enough to suit your time-wasting selves! Well,...

Meghan's Birthday South Park Character.

Me and my Dad, grilling kebabs to the soothing sounds of Smooth Jazz. It was his 60th birthday. We got him Flying Lessons!

Please note the smudge of frosting on my upper lip. The smudge that MFDC let me walk around with for at least an hour after that!

We took this picture three times until I was satisfied with the results.

Cupcakes + MFDC = Yummy!!

Damn, it feels good to be a panda.

My cousin is dying of brain cancer. He was an active, vital young man of 40 and then one day he got a headache. Now he is in bed, has lost m...

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