BLOG LIBS! Courtesy of The Reggie

Y'all. Sometimes things happen in the Universe where events and situations seem to line up perfectly and you have no choice but to seize...

I Know I Should Blog Today

But yet, I just don't seem to have too much to say! I KNOW, RIGHT? Um. I think the build up of smog is affected my brainicles.

Mmmmm... Caaake.

Even though he's sick with a sort of gross cold, MFDC found the energy to take me out to dinner. As a result, I found the energy to put ...

What The?

Ok, so the week flew by but today is dragging donkey ass. Hmm. I guess I was a little redundant there. So, now Catalina Island is on fire. ...

Soon To Be

Have y'all met the soon-to-be Mrs. Berman? Check her out. She's funny and so are her friends. As far as a fire update goes, CNN'...

Arson Porn

So, this is where we stand 4.5 hours after the fire originally broke. You can't see these things despite the excellent quality of my cam...

Arsonists Are Stupid

Just this morning they announced that Southern California was on an "Extreme Fire Alert" due to hot, very dry weather. We haven...

I Has Back Pain - OWLZ!

I know I promised a timely update following my last post, but that was before I swallowed some shredded wheat down the wrong pipe and ended ...

I Can Finally Tell You What's Had Me So Preoccupied

I threw a surprise Bridal Shower and Bachelorette for my little sister over the weekend. IN NEW JERSEY. That I planned FROM CALIFORNIA. It w...

I Think God Might Be Trying To Smite The Valley

A few weeks back, some punk teenagers tried to burn down the Hollywood sign by starting a fire about a mile away from my house. It's the...

HOLY SHIT, HERMAN!!!

This is Herman. He is a real bunny rabbit and my new obsession. I love him. I want to tickle his massive feet. He's on MySpace and as s...

An Awesome Thing About America

America, as a country, has taken a lot of hits in the past, oh, 7 years or so. Well, OK, pretty much since we started shit with the British....

I Had Lunch With Bob Saget

First of all, this is an ACTUAL headline from CNN.com: "Hilary Duff Feels Pressure To Be Thin." I'm pretty sure there was a ts...

I Think It's Funny...

I think it's funny that CitiBank thinks I can afford to pay them $750 this month. I think it's funny that clicking on the Severe Wea...

Fun With Photo Booth

One of the best things about my new MacBook, besides the fact that I didn't have to pay for it, is Photo Booth. I used to walk into rand...

It Was Fucking Ronstadt!

Last night I bet MFDC that Linda Ronstadt sang an 80s tune called "Good-bye To You." After he very rudely slammed my not-too-shabb...

I Guess I Thought They Would LOOK Like Paparazzi

Yesterday, after I pulled onto the street where I work, I drove past what I thought might be either a gaggle of paparazzi or a group of... I...

Anybody Know Where I Can Find A Car-sized Condom?

(3/19/07: A friend of a friend passed away this weekend of a fatal car crash. Out of respect for this person, I've edited the original p...

Bid Tits

Somehow, Los Angeles is listed as one of America's Fattest Cities by some bunk list on CNN.com. I don't understand how this is pos...

It Has Just Occurred To Me That I Might Be Terrifyingly Boring

I feel like writing today but am unfortunate in that I really don't have too much to write about! Previously, I was reading gossip websi...
 

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