Tonight, Mom drives stick
She's blind; has ADHD
Tonight, I might die
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7 comments:
Hurray for haikus! I like your blog.
Thanks! :)
Wear your safety belt
And please don't bring up all your
Childhood grievances
So she bought the car huh? Mom driving stick? That's a fucking scary thought.
Dude. I fought it. I fought it hard.
Remember, go easy on the gas and release the clutch sloooooooow till you have the hang of it. That way you don't jump start. And first is the only hard one. Good luck!
Puh-leeeeeeeez...
I'm a fuckin' professional!
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