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Thursday, September 29, 2005 2 comments
It's a TwerpsWorld Sing-Along! Ready?

It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
Bumped his head
And he went to bed
And he couldn't get up in the mooooorning

Rain, rain go away!
Come again another day!
Rain, rain go away!
Especially because I'm wearing a pair of shoes that make a farting noise when I walk, which is embarrassing enough without the addition of moisture, which would then make them sound like wet farts, which would be horrifying!

2 comments:

  • Anonymous said...

    Ugh. I got caught in the brunt of the rain on the way back from the Strand on my lunch hour.

    But in amazingly great sneaker news, I was able to pick up these rare Rod Lavers, discontinued in the U.S. this past July but recently made available in Europe!

    http://www.soleservice.no/imcts/rod-laver-vin-green.jpg

    Couldn't you just die?!

  • doctor chip said...

    I used to have a pair of farting shoes.
    they were good for scaring people in elevators.

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