Yes, Yes I Know.

First, a supremely dorktastic picture of moi, for those of you who miss me. HELLO. It's been a while and for that I truly apologize. Man...

I'm Here! My Luggage Is Not!

Hello, turkeys. Well, I landed in Los Angeles safe and sound despite some nauseating turbulence and a foodless flight. The weekend had been ...

The Final Countdown

That might possibly be the most over-used title in all of blogdom, but I really don't give a shit, because who has time to come up with ...
BFF 
Tackled by a furball. 
This dog ROCKS. 

I've Come A Long Way

Today I got a really great evaluation from my job. Like, straight A's. I've come a long way from my first evaluation . I wish I coul...
DEEEEE-LIGHTFUL!!!! Jeanne was trying to make me suck on the straw.  
Flowers from my spicy, tender, juicy, white meat piece of man-chicken. 

C.R.A.P. Haiku

Dear Mental Breakdown, WAIT! I still have LOTS to do. The cramps are ENOUGH. Love, Danielle
 

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