The Terrible Twos

Well, today TwerpsWorld is the big 2! To celebrate, I may or may not have some fucking CAKE!!! MMMMM!!! Last year, I kind of forgot to celeb...

Ever have one of those days where you wake up "bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!" as my great-Grandmother, Violet, used to say! You wa...

I thought the old bloggy-blog could use a bit of an update, since it's almost 2 an all. Blogger hasn't posted new template options s...

Behold, The C.R.A.P. Binder.

Ladies and Gentleman, It. Has. Be. Gun. I wanted to kind of round this out and start it at the beginning of a pay period, but sometimes my h...

One of these kids looks like a Baby Dinosaur.

Dan and I at the Chicago Cubs exhibition game. They lost. I got a Farmer's tan. And a hot dog.

Hello! I'm back from vacation and very bummed about it, but what can I do? Nothing. Because I am a debt-ridden, middle-class administrat...

You know, it's amazing the things you learn to ignore when you live in a city, especially New York. I just walked into the Women's b...

Today I got an email from MoveOn.org: "BREAKING: McDonald's Has New Coffee System! Call your Senators!" Didn't you get tha...

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