A Haiku, In Celebration Of Deep Fear

Tonight, Mom drives stick She's blind; has ADHD Tonight, I might die

Remember This?

It's a TwerpsWorld Sing-Along! Ready? It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring Bumped his head And he went to bed And h...

Awesome.

Inexplicably (though something I would TOTALLY do), someone did a Google search for "IPOD SEX" and wound up here! AWESOME. TwerpsW...

PINK COAT! PIIIIINK COOOOOAT!!!

It was a few degrees over 60 when I left the house this morning. Fall has arrived, but I'm still waiting for Summer's Last Bitchslap...

It's A Girl!

Everybody Give A Big TwerpsWorld Welcome To Vic And Laura's New Baby Girl! ANNIE GRACE 8lbs. 6 oz. 20.5" September 26, 2005 &qu...

Sunday. I'm Pretty Sure My Taco Jones Is Beat.

But we'll just have to wait and see about that. I don't have too much to report (read: bitch about). This has been a pretty quiet we...

Friday. I'm Having Tacos.

I'm very glad it's Friday. Not that I had a particularly trying week or anything. I could point you to 100 people more pressed than ...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLL!!!

I have always been a person with goals. I wouldn't say I'm goal-oriented, because I have a tendency to be really effin lazy. But you...

Random Deebo Factoids

1.) I have a favorite pen that I have managed to hang on to for FIVE YEARS. That's right. I bought it on my last gig in L.A. and I still...

Is It Possible To Get Too Much Sleep?

I'm taking a poll: Is It Possible To Get Too Much Sleep? Last night I retired around 10 p.m. I wanted to go to sleep much earlier, but o...

iPod Porn

Oooooh...prreeeetttyyyy...
Of course, when I saw this, I was filled with heretofore never experienced, unparalleled LUST. Could that thing be any fucking sexier? No, s...

Small Small World

I have long been a fan of this guy. I've linked to him before. I've been reading his stuff for a little over a year now. Well, gue...

Day Two Of Two Coffees

Well, I have completed two days of my More Coffee resolution. As if blessing my endeavor, the internet sent me an awesome article about how ...

Dear Mom

Dear Mom. I almost forgot to write this! I very much enjoyed our hour-long conversation yesterday, despite the fact that my brain was comple...

A September Epiphany

So, lately I've been trying to get more sleep. I have realized that I function much better with rest. Which, you know, makes perfect sen...

Beebo's Worried We'll Somehow Forget...

"I finish my beignet and stroll down the levee, succumbing to the hazy, lazy feel of the city that care forgot, but that nature will no...

I'm So Weak

So, nuts and I are back together. I know, I know. But, if you'll recall, I DID say that I was just going to see how it goes and, you kno...

Unless You Are Familiar With My Crazy

Unless you are familiar with my special brand of crazy, then this post will make no sense to you whatsoever. Actually, it will be pretty non...

Sometimes I Like BorDeeQua

Y'all know that I live in the hood. As you can imagine, it's pretty wretched most of the time, especially when the parade of hooptie...

WTF?! A Word About Katrina

I'm about as late writing this as the National Guard and Army's rescue efforts. I have not felt this frustrated or helpless or just ...

Can It Be?

The following story sums up my personality perfectly. Months ago, I was sitting in my mom's car waiting endlessly for Shawn to emerge fr...
 

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