I Think It's Funny...

I think it's funny that CitiBank thinks I can afford to pay them $750 this month. I think it's funny that clicking on the Severe Wea...

Fun With Photo Booth

One of the best things about my new MacBook, besides the fact that I didn't have to pay for it, is Photo Booth. I used to walk into rand...

It Was Fucking Ronstadt!

Last night I bet MFDC that Linda Ronstadt sang an 80s tune called "Good-bye To You." After he very rudely slammed my not-too-shabb...

I Guess I Thought They Would LOOK Like Paparazzi

Yesterday, after I pulled onto the street where I work, I drove past what I thought might be either a gaggle of paparazzi or a group of... I...

Anybody Know Where I Can Find A Car-sized Condom?

(3/19/07: A friend of a friend passed away this weekend of a fatal car crash. Out of respect for this person, I've edited the original p...

Bid Tits

Somehow, Los Angeles is listed as one of America's Fattest Cities by some bunk list on CNN.com. I don't understand how this is pos...

It Has Just Occurred To Me That I Might Be Terrifyingly Boring

I feel like writing today but am unfortunate in that I really don't have too much to write about! Previously, I was reading gossip websi...

Stizz To The Ale

That last blog is STALE, so I thought I would update you on The War Against The Muffin Top, as well as a few other things. Last week on my w...
 

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