My 30th Bday Party

Meghan Grandolfo threw me an amazing and memorable 30th birthday party yesterday. I'm just now starting to feel like a human being. That...

20-10

Somebody got me a laptop for my birthday. It has Photobooth. Yeah. I'm that good. ;)

Pillow Talk: Battle

"Ugh, that fucking cricket is back. Maybe it will shut up if I throw a book at it." "Go ahead. There's plenty to choose f...

If Beyonce Can Do It, So Can I!

I'm not talking about being too "bootylicious" or being ready for any type of jarred, fruited condiments, I'm talking abou...

Beaver: A Christmas Story

I would very much like to take the opportunity presented by keeping a running record of my personal life in a public forum to tell you that ...

I Find It Necessary To Drag You Down With Me

This is my horoscope for the day, according to the prescient compustrologers bots employed by Yahoo!: "If you're feeling low on ene...

It's 90 Degrees. Heh Heh!

All of my Nerds are currently traveling on business, so rather than immediately get to work on the various projects they left me with, I dec...

Punkin Festival

I had to have me a punkin.

Job Title: Nerd Wrangler

It only took 2 months, but I have a job! BITCHES! AND! It's a GOOD job. The kind of job I wanted. Internet/New Media-y/Live Music-esque....

Devers~Franklin Wedding, October 7, 2006

Mr. and Mrs. J3. It all started on the 5th floor of the Little Building. For all of you doubters, I really AM an angel! Check my halo, Bitch...

In General

Eeeeeeeeeeeh. I can't really find it in me to apologize for not blogging. I've just been trying to settle in to life here, and at th...

Not Much Doing

I don't really have too much to put up but felt like I needed to bump that last bummer down a notch. I'm feeling better, but not all...

Did You Know?

...that I'm STILL unemployed, despite working with three separate agencies? ...that Mariah Carey is the featured article today on Wikipe...

Random Thoughts: A Haiku

Unemployment blows. Undermines my confidence. I heart ear dildos.

A Photo Share!

We're CA-YOOOOOT. One of these handsome folks has a raging, very expensive granola habit. We both have big cheeks, noses and lips. Only ...

DorisWatch 2006: Day 16 - THE HOMECOMING

Doris is coming home today! WOOT.

DorisWatch 2006: Day 15

The title is all I will say about that, but trust me when I tell you that I have currently undertaken a very large, Senior Thesis-style rese...

I Need To Hate On Something*

I hate traffic. I hate the "media" for prematurely sexualizing young girls who grow up to idolize Lindsey Lohan. I hate Cingular. ...

Yes, Yes I Know.

First, a supremely dorktastic picture of moi, for those of you who miss me. HELLO. It's been a while and for that I truly apologize. Man...

I'm Here! My Luggage Is Not!

Hello, turkeys. Well, I landed in Los Angeles safe and sound despite some nauseating turbulence and a foodless flight. The weekend had been ...

The Final Countdown

That might possibly be the most over-used title in all of blogdom, but I really don't give a shit, because who has time to come up with ...
BFF 
Tackled by a furball. 
This dog ROCKS. 

I've Come A Long Way

Today I got a really great evaluation from my job. Like, straight A's. I've come a long way from my first evaluation . I wish I coul...
DEEEEE-LIGHTFUL!!!! Jeanne was trying to make me suck on the straw.  
Flowers from my spicy, tender, juicy, white meat piece of man-chicken. 

C.R.A.P. Haiku

Dear Mental Breakdown, WAIT! I still have LOTS to do. The cramps are ENOUGH. Love, Danielle
Yes, I cropped this to my advantage. What? Cindy still looks cute! Stop bitching! Anyway, here we are posing in front of the Hudson River, w...

Pounding Heart Sundays

I figured I would write a post since not all of you find pictures of MFDC as endlessly endearing as I do, although I can't imagine why n...

Don't Feed The Animals

MFDC in his natural habitat.

CUPCAKE BUFFET!

She was supposed to teach me how to make Shrimp Fried Rice. I convinced her that a cupcake buffet would be more beneficial, since the pancre...

Tres Mas Semanas

I'm sure even those three words are grammatically incorrect, so I'll translate for you here: Three more weeks, Bitches! So, this wee...

I'm Weak

I'm tired. I'm lazy. I feel a headache coming on. I thought it would be so easy. I thought, "I had the tired and the lazy yeste...

How Come This Time I Have My Shit Together?

Every other time in my life when I have moved, I've really just only concentrated on the actual relocation of my STUFF. Like, "How ...

Randomly

Why is popcorn so good? Especially with a Dove Dark Chocolate chaser. Mmmmmm... I cleaned out a good chunk of my crap at my desk today. The ...
The Muppet opening my gift, which was a tank and boy-short set that said "Mrs. J3." CLASSIC expression! 
The Muppet and her Bridesmaids, from left: Megan (older sister), Taylor (BFF and Maid of Honor), Marisa (BFF), Me, Casey (younger sister). M...
Me and Meghan and her fabulous necklace! 
If you've missed the boozey smile, there it is! That's the Muppet sticking her butt out, drunk Me, and Maid of Honor, Taylor. 

Long Time No Blog

I've been away, my pretties. Sort of. Also, I've been really lazy, too. It's hard to find inspiration for anything other than a ...
July 4 with Meghan! 
I have a pointy chin. 
 

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