...and was feeling 'bout half past dead, y'all, when I met my future roommates last night. That's right! I said it! I'm Broo...
Bow Down, Bitches!
Behold! I am the Queen of Unforeseen Anythings! You may address Us as Queen Danielle, Your Majesty, Your Most Perfectest Biatch, whateves…ju...
And One More Thing...
The American version of The Office sucks, of course. I'm not even trying to hear "Don't go into it with any expectations of...
The Ballad of Barbie and Ken
When I was a little girl, I spent an inordinate amount of time playing "Barbies." Most of you know this already. And I am not asha...
I Missed The Elephant Parade
I'm too tired to write about anything relevant today. I will tell you that I totally crapped out on going to see the elephant parade. Wh...
O' Monday Morning; 'Twas So Indeed
If you had a burger yesterday and still recognize the need for one today... If every muscle, bone, joint, and tendon in your body is still s...
Y'all Wanna Party Like We Do
I am so excited. Tonight is Kelly and John's housewarming party. I've got the Aquavit chilling in the freezer, a cute new t-shirt to...
Everyone's Irish!
Well, I have to go look at an apartment later, so there is a huge hiccup in my plans for the evening. Additionally, the nabe may be a little...
St. PaDee's Day
Tomorrow, as you well know, is St. Patrick's Day here in New York City. It's a crazy day. If you call anybody in NYC tomorrow at any...
The PMSOTFBITNVFLPMSOTOTOS System
We all do it. Except, MFDC admits it. The PMSOTFBITNVFLPMSOTOTOS System Effing hilarious, kids.
I Have Some Complaints
1.) To the women who push strollers through crowds like they’re snowplows: Firstly, just because you have a child (is it even YOURS? Really....
Thursday is the New Friday
Last night I hung out with an old friend, Victor. When he called at 10:15 p.m., I was checking email before bed. And yes, that included chec...
This Was Supposed to Be About Cheesesteaks
As I type this, I do not have a title in mind. And I have accidentally inhaled some Formula 409. I am still at work, finishing up a massive ...
Sore Ass, or A Whole New World
I have had a few inquiries as to why my ass was sore, as I stated in my Nor'easter post. This has confirmed two things for me: 1.) Y'...
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