Coming Soon: Wedding Blog

Just gotta sort some things out first. Like pictures and memories and more pictures and my apartment, which looks like the tornado that carr...

MFDC-Mandated Chillaxin'

So earlier this week I hit a giant wall of exhaustion and unwitting stupidity that made it painfully obvious that I had reached max bandwidt...

Truer Words...

While driving north on the 101 freeway Monday morning... Me: Hmm... there's something grainy on the freeway that everyone's kicking ...

Shitting Sparkles

The gown. It fits. It's beautiful. We cried. We ate Tastykakes and cheesesteaks and froyo to celebrate! I'm on the couch today, rest...

Fail to Plan...

Gee, looks appetizing, doesn't it? Allow me to explain, and hopefully I do a decent job of it despite my bone deep exhaustion: Remember ...

If You Were A Fly On Our Wall

While choosing music for the wedding playlists: Him: This? Me: No Him: This? Me: No Him: This? Me: No ... Me: This? Him: Um... gee... uhhh.....

Bouncey Bouncey

I feel like a friggin' pinball these days. As soon as I hit one target, I have to shoot off and hit another one. I have to be a pinball ...

Oh, Life

Lots of balls in the air right now, kids, and I'm feeling generous, so if you want to make jokes about some of those balls flying at my ...

Almost There!

Today, MFDC and I applied for our Marriage License. Our good friend, Mrs. Berman , strongly recommended that we submit our application onlin...

No Complaints

1.) I would like to simultaneously extol the virtues and warn against the perils of Absolut Pear. 2.) I had a confession to make this mornin...

Life Shrinks Or Expands In Proportion To One's Courage*

Or, in my case, waistlines shrink or expand in proportion to the food one shoves down one's gullet blah blah blah. Yeah, so I lost the 9...

The Battle Of The Bleeeaaaagh!

So, in the space of about 2 weeks, I lost 9 pounds, my mind, my old job title and the freedom of being Blackberryless. In lieu of pity, plea...

Yes, We're OK

Shakey, shakey.

Allow Me To Explain Myself

The Dress. It will be here any day now. Actually, I expected it to be here already, but there was a “new way” of measuring length required b...

3 - 3 - 3 - 30 - 3 - 1

3! The number of MONTHS 3! The number of WEEKS 3! The number of DAYS - left until we get married. 30! The number of POUNDS I want to los...

Four Months! FOUR MONTHS TO THE DAY

Hi. Yes, yes. I'm still alive. Still here. Still crazy. Still rollin' with Dre. TwerpsWorld has been in upheaval, my pretties. But i...

Faux Toes

I heart Teddy! Buy it. And this. Oh yeah, this too.

Like Riding A Bike

A purple bike! A purple bike like MY purple bike, Violet! And she has a basket and a bell, a headlight and a taillight, and like, a million ...

The Beast Be White

I just finished painting that beastly dresser. Third and final coat. I did the top first, thinking it was a good place to start. A little wh...

Surrealiously?

During the whole wedding planning experience, there have been many surreal moments. Getting engaged was the least surreal. Probably because ...

Snow Monkeys

I would be remiss in my relationship if I didn't exclaim to the world how appreciative I am of all MFDC's extra efforts to bring in ...

Prime Time

My big plans for this gorgeous Friday evening will be to prime the beast living on my patio in the form of a dresser. Tomorrow morning I hop...

May Day! May Day!

Yay! It's May! Holy Shit! IT'S ALREADY MAY! You know, May has always been one of my favorite months. I can't really explain why,...

On Doing Absolutely Nothing

I'm working on a giant blog post about what happens when two kids with media degrees decide to take on the task of "using tools&quo...

Fried, eh?

I don't know where the heck this week went, but I'm not necessarily looking for an answer regarding its whereabouts. Alls I know is ...

Miles Per GEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dudes. Seriously. I would describe my salary as mid-range. It's right around where someone in my position (Happy AP Day to me, btw!) sho...

26 Miles Across The Sea...

...the choppy, wind-swept, rock-you-to-and-fro-until-you-want-to-die sea. This weekend, the MFDC and I boarded a boat on our way to Catalina...

I'm Too Tired To Blog: A Haiku

Much to write about If you crave the minutiae But Twerp is tired.

Craigslist And Crazy Cat Ladies (formerly titled "Project!")

Something awesome is happening this weekend. Something for which I have been waiting since July of last year. Actually, nay, since about sev...

On Surprises And Setbacks

Depression is an evil bitch. Sneaky, too. One day, you're feeling great, you're medicated, you're supplemented, you're minus...

BTW

CADL, BITCHES! Minus pertinent information, of course.

Preview

This weekend my Mom and my best good girlfriends Meghan and Courtney threw a surprise engagement party for Dan and me. While I wait for thei...

PASS!

I'm officially a Californian now! Woot! The whole process was relatively painless. Big shout out to Irene for suggesting I make an appo...

The Girl Outta New Jersey...

Today I will be surrendering my NJDL and applying for a California Driver's License. Technically, this is something I should have done, ...

Guera

Yeah. She's pretty much the boss of me. She's like a neighborhood celebrity. Everyone knows who she is and she sluts out and lets EV...

State Update!

State Taxes: Filed! Rebate? Yes, but nowhere near as much as my original calculations. Oh well. Sorry, sea otters! Your originally-scheduled...

Federal Update

Fed Taxes Filed! WOOT! Rebate on the way! DOUBLE WOOT! Note: Do NOT use Tax$imple, even though it's recommended by IRS.gov. (minus one W...

Taxman

I have a long, sordid history with the IRS. In my opinion, I was the victim of stalking. In their opinion, which is the one that matters, I ...

Memory

Going home to New Jersey for my brother's wedding was a whirlwind. That's the best way I can describe it. One minute, I'm in Pit...

Smirk

Update soon. I promise.

BabySteve's Gittin' Hitched! And I'm Headed To NJ

So, my giant brother, Steve, is actually getting married. I know, I know. You're probably in as much disbelief as the rest of the family...

I Don't Really Do Much Here

I think my main contribution in my office is personality, plain and simple. Seriously. Technically, I'm an Executive Assistant to a risi...

In Sum

I think it would be hard for me to list all the various little battles I've been fighting for the past several months/years and be able ...

First Day

Though I’m taking the lowest dose of Cymbalta, I’m still a little freaked out by it. OK, I’m a LOT freaked out. And stumbling upon websites ...

The Gathering Storm

Yes, I am titling this blog about the pimple forming on the tip of my nose. It's been sore for two days and despite my best efforts to u...

Mmmmm... Steak! And Sparkles!

I wish my wedding were tomorrow, mostly because I talked to the Caterer today and now I want some steak. YUM. So, I'm getting into this ...
 

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