I think it's funny that CitiBank thinks I can afford to pay them $750 this month. I think it's funny that clicking on the Severe Wea...
Fun With Photo Booth
One of the best things about my new MacBook, besides the fact that I didn't have to pay for it, is Photo Booth. I used to walk into rand...
It Was Fucking Ronstadt!
Last night I bet MFDC that Linda Ronstadt sang an 80s tune called "Good-bye To You." After he very rudely slammed my not-too-shabb...
I Guess I Thought They Would LOOK Like Paparazzi
Yesterday, after I pulled onto the street where I work, I drove past what I thought might be either a gaggle of paparazzi or a group of... I...
Anybody Know Where I Can Find A Car-sized Condom?
(3/19/07: A friend of a friend passed away this weekend of a fatal car crash. Out of respect for this person, I've edited the original p...
It Has Just Occurred To Me That I Might Be Terrifyingly Boring
I feel like writing today but am unfortunate in that I really don't have too much to write about! Previously, I was reading gossip websi...
Stizz To The Ale
That last blog is STALE, so I thought I would update you on The War Against The Muffin Top, as well as a few other things. Last week on my w...
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