I used to sing that song when I would be unloading the dishwasher when I was in High School. I don't know why.
Last night I had an INCREDIBLY vivid dream; the type of vivid dream where you actually register sensory input and have recall of it the next morning. Usually, these dreams are best when they have something to do with 1.) doing it or 2.) flying. Mine? Eating Kit-Kats. I could taste them and smell them. I could feel the texture of the wafers and how they crunched as I was chewing them.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with me, but my cravings for sugar, candy, and everything else I haven't touched or even SMELLED in three months have been torturing me with the strength of 10,000 eyelid-loving motherfucking spiders (swelling and itching back this morning, btw, though not as acute. Hrmph...) recently.
I can drink gallons of water, consume 1000 g of caffeine, eat 407 apples, but it's THE CRAVING. IS STILL. THERE.
Last night, I thought to myself, "You deserve a good, tasty, home-cooked meal which involves mashed potatoes (mine are the best, fyi). MEATLOAF! YOU SHOULD MAKE MEATLOAF."
Yes. I crave meatloaf. I crave meatloaf almost as strongly as I crave YACAFA, YSMF. It's strange to think that the thing I crave is a large loaf of beef and bread crumbs and can be shaped into Mickey Mouse ears and baked, if I so choose.
OH MY GOD!!!!!! I COULD NOT HAVE PLANNED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED!!! Meatloaf JUST CAME ON! HOLY SHIT!
OK, this seals it. It's fate. I'm making meatloaf this weekend. I'm also going downstairs to play the lottery.
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I have never, in my life, made a technical meatloaf. I have, however, made about half a dozen meatmen. No, not Meatmen, but a kind of Ginger Bread Man made entirely of ground beef. Cheese for the facial features, diced carrots or peas for the iris.
I defy anyone not to eat the head first.
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Just eat the damn Kit Kat already, your not going to gain all the weight you lost with one Kit Kat.
It's NOT ABOUT THAT! It's about being SUGAR-FREE!!
I might go buy some diabetic candy tonight just to calm myself down a little.
You of all people should know that if you get a big craving for something, indulge it. This way you satisfy the craving before it gets out of control..bye the way mom tell you about the lady downstairs..lol
Yes! I will be blogging about it shortly.
And I did indulge myself last night. I had baked mac & cheese for dinner and slept like a baby!
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