During a conversation with my mother, in which we were discussing a somewhat clueless friend's actions:
Mom: I think he was blinded by the light; wrapped up like a moose.
[beat.]
Danielle: A MOOSE? WHAT?
Mom: Oh no! Did I do it again? (laughing) What was I supposed to say?
Danielle: (Laughing uncontrollably) M-m-moo-oo-se!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SAID MOOOOSE!!! HAHAHAHHAA!!! OH MY GOD! It's (gasp) DEUCE. Wrapped up like a DEUCE!!
ALL: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAAHAHHAHA!!!
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I always that it was douche! That should be a karaoke classic...imagine all the versions you would hear!
Yo - funny story. Funniest part: words are: "...revved up like a deuce..." Deuce is slang for a muscle car. So like revving an engine. Etc. Hehehehehe. :) True this.
I always thought it was douche myself. Then I saw Bruce Springsteen perform the song (he wrote it).
oh...
J3 - Another classic from the evening:
"Well, how much more weight do you want to lose?"
"I don't know. 10, maybe 15 pounds."
"Yeah, cuz otherwise you'll start to look emancipated."
...
"What?"
"Oh wait! Lemme think! INEBRIATED!?"
"NO! NEITHER!"
"Wait, I got it! I got it! Inebriated?"
"YOU JUST SAID THAT!"
"Well, what am I trying to say?"
"Emaciated."
"YES!"
Damn. I'm kinda worried that you read the site. I gotta worry about my grammar and shit now. ;p
LMAO.........World according to Loretta.
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