Apartment Earth

And the Lord said, "Go ye forth and plant yeself a cute little apartment garden, using the electricity I hath provided for ye via DWP."



"Then, ye shall add thine Starter Nutrients and the cute little apartment garden will starteth to bubble. You liketh bubbles!"



"Maketh sure that thou selects the proper setting for thine herbal pods. Heh heh, I said 'herbal pods.'"



"Turn the thing on and - Christ Almighty, but that's bright! Hmmm... Christ. I liketh that. Mental note: addeth Christ to thine own list of baby names. Where was I? Oh yes! That's quite bright! Now, addeth the Biodomes and before thou even sayest it, I'M SORRY FOR THAT MOVIE. I hath more than made up for it by providing thee with iTunes, Netflix, a sexy spouse and cheesesteaks, not to mention this cute little apartment garden. Enjoy ye the sprouting pods I hath given thee. That's what she doth said! HA! BEAT YOU TO IT. Amen."