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Yes, I cropped this to my advantage. What? Cindy still looks cute! Stop bitching! Anyway, here we are posing in front of the Hudson River, w...

I figured I would write a post since not all of you find pictures of MFDC as endlessly endearing as I do, although I can't imagine why n...

MFDC in his natural habitat.

She was supposed to teach me how to make Shrimp Fried Rice. I convinced her that a cupcake buffet would be more beneficial, since the pancre...

I'm sure even those three words are grammatically incorrect, so I'll translate for you here: Three more weeks, Bitches! So, this wee...

I'm tired. I'm lazy. I feel a headache coming on. I thought it would be so easy. I thought, "I had the tired and the lazy yeste...

Every other time in my life when I have moved, I've really just only concentrated on the actual relocation of my STUFF. Like, "How ...

Why is popcorn so good? Especially with a Dove Dark Chocolate chaser. Mmmmmm... I cleaned out a good chunk of my crap at my desk today. The ...

The Muppet opening my gift, which was a tank and boy-short set that said "Mrs. J3." CLASSIC expression!

The Muppet and her Bridesmaids, from left: Megan (older sister), Taylor (BFF and Maid of Honor), Marisa (BFF), Me, Casey (younger sister). M...

Me and Meghan and her fabulous necklace!

If you've missed the boozey smile, there it is! That's the Muppet sticking her butt out, drunk Me, and Maid of Honor, Taylor.

I've been away, my pretties. Sort of. Also, I've been really lazy, too. It's hard to find inspiration for anything other than a ...

July 4 with Meghan!

I have a pointy chin.

When someone else is in charge of the camera, I have final cut. Amazingly, this was our first take.

When I am in charge of the camera, one of us loses their head.

A day in the life.

Though most of you have heard this story by now, I'm reposting it here because, well, I really just wanted you to see the cute, wittle T...

The Muppet and her bridesmaids, code name: ChocolateGinger!! Missing: Megan Devers, older sister and Sara Devers, cousin.

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