DAMN YOU, USPS!

Monday, May 09, 2005 2 comments
I was having a good day, despite waking up dragging ass.

Got some nice emails. Got a nice thank you card. Saw a nice little link to my site. Got some iTunes. Had some pudding.

AND THEN THIS:

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ARRIVAL AT UNIT, May 09, 2005, 6:11 am, BROOKLYN, NY 11211
ENROUTE, May 07, 2005, 3:32 pm, JERSEY CITY, NJ 07097
ELECTRONIC SHIPPING INFO RECEIVED, May 07, 2005.
We attempted to deliver your item at 12:45 pm on May 09, 2005 in BROOKLYN, NY 11211 and a notice was left. It can be redelivered or picked up at the Post Office. If the item is unclaimed, it will be returned to the sender. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

Do you know what that is? It's a DVD featuring MFDC, which I will now have to wait ANOTHER 24 HOURS TO SEE. What the hell am I going to do with myself now? That was my plan for the evening! I ordered it a million years ago! Ok, last Saturday. But STILL. I'm signing that little release doodad in blood and then nailing it to my front door.

Ok, well. You'll just have to expect my review on Wednesday (maybe Tuesday night, if I'm up to it, which I might not be when all is said and done).

This SUCKS!

2 comments:

  • MFDC said...

    Man, sucks to be you! Roger Ebert proclaimed of my performance, "Who the fuck is Dan Certa?" Jeffery Lyons raved, "Ummmm... you mean that guy in the hat, right?"

    Watch out for me and Sandra Bullock in "Ehhhhhhh: The Helen Keller Story."

  • Danielle said...

    Oh, I can't wait for that! I bet the scene at the water pump is very touching.

 

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