Holy Baby Jesus in Heaven.
I just had to serve what looked like possibly the most moist Mrs. Fields cookie cake ever baked to my ladies and I almost died.
I came thisclose to eating a small sliver (with no icing).
But I didn't do it. No, sir. Nooooope.
When I am old and dying, I know that I will think about that cookie cake.
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I'm thinking about that cookie cake right now. Good job with the whole "will power" thing! Mmmmmm...sweet cookie cake of the gods!
Yes. We must never speak of this again.
It still huuuuuurts! :(
Is Baby Jesus the one up in Heaven? I'd think it was Adult Jesus. I wonder if He's still all bloody and stuff, sitting at God's right hand.
Incidentally, I do not see the logic of promoting your health by forgoing things that you will be pining for on your deathbed anyway.
I said that in the heat of the moment. I will not be thinking about that cookie cake on my deathbed, of course!
BECAUSE I'LL BE EATING IT.
I'll be thinking of things I cannot mention here, because my momma raised me right. ;)
Maybe it is just me but that 110% flavorless sugar frosting they dye blue to write cheesy messages with kills the perfectly good cookie underneath. Especially if it is warm and soft.
Also, fuck the sentiment. Just get yourself a good regular sized one without all that goop when you deserve one!
;-)
Props to you for the disaster relief info on the right!
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