Update

That title has a two-fold purpose.

Firstly, an update on The Swelling of My Eyelid:

It's pretty much abated, though it certainly still feels funny, and a little itchy, too. And it doesn't look completely normal, but that's never been a state I've truly enjoyed at any point in my life, so if you don't have it, you never miss it. Right?

Secondly, to all you bitches whose blogs/websites I currently endorse over there ------>.

UPDATE YOUR DAMN BLOGS! SOME of you haven't updated since early June! WTF is up with that? I know you're reading MY shit, because you can't keep your mouths shut, hence YOU HAVE THE TIME. And yet, where's your shit for me to judge and publicly snark about? Hmm?

UPDATE.

You ALL deserve spankings! Every last one of you! If my spanking calendar weren't already completely booked, I would do it myself. Howeves, I've heard that The Gimp is available. So, unless you want a taste of what the Gimp has to offer, I STRONGLY recommend that you update your blogs post haste.

That is all.

Oh! CJ!! LOOK!!!