So, after last week's entry in which I detailed the horrible stench that precluded the discovery of the obese woman laying dead in the condo downstairs from my mom for over a week in 90-degree weather, I just don't feel like I can top that.
Also, my mood is just way too fucking spectacular today to go to that place I have to go to when I summon all that judgemental rage. Who really wants to do that on a scheduled weekly basis? I'm an opportunist. I'd rather just seize that moment when it presents itself, not just on Fridays!
Henceforth, I'm hereby discontinuing WTF? Fridays as a weekly column. It will still reappear occasionally, except now when you least expect it! So don't be sad or mournful! Be anticipatory! You never know when I'll next drop a WTF? bomb on TwerpsWorld, and the fun will be in the surprise!
For those of you who anticipate having a hard time coping with the discontinuation of this column (You know who you are...You were a basketcase after Cheers went off the air, and OMG, let's not forget about the last episode of Star Trek: TNG), I have (rather laboriously) provided a handy retrospective to your right. Enjoy.
In closing, I'd like to thank The World At Large, for being so shitastic as to provide me with 15 straight weeks* of something to bitch about.
I'll miss using the roman numerals, though. I'll have to come up with another serialized column so that I may keep my brain romanly numeric.
Any ideas?
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Can we have Lesbian Porn Fridays?
As much as I like to spoil my readers by satisfying their cravings for innuendo and the word, "fuck," I would have to politely decline this request, RockDog.
If I'm going to be writing lesbian porn, I'm going to be getting paid for it!
This shit here is free.
That's okay...crush my hopes and dreams for a brighter future.
How about..."Mysterious Cell Phone Picture" Friday?...or "Ask a Hooker" Friday where "your evil twin sister Candy" answers real questions from real readers. We'll all know it's really you, but, much like a good episode of Three's Company, we'll all have a good laugh...or "Fuck-tastic Friday" where you can tell us that one thing that happened during the week that made you the happiest girl on the planet...scratch that...we don't need a column all about The Admiral (although, we are all in agreement about the awesomeness of his new belt w/ shiny buckle)...how about "Slacker Friday" where you Guest Post on another blog that the owner hasn't updated since forever ago...how about "Shut The Fuck Up, RockDog" Friday. You can tell me to shut the fuck up at any point today...
There's no need to compromise your Art by sticking to an arbitrary schedule.
I am, however, feeling anticipatory about a blog featuring hot dogs and meat-sauce.
RockDog, you make me laugh!
I like the Mysterious Cell Phone Picture idea, as well as a question/answer deal.
"Slacker Friday" would be fun, but that's up to YOU guys, not me. I think it might be fun to REVERSE it and have someone guest-blog for me, but that would require handing over control of TwerpsWorld and I'm crazy about shit like that. It wouldn't be easy to wrestle the reigns from me!
MFDC - There WILL be a fully-detailed Cappie Dog report at some point over the weekend...as soon as I recover from any negative GI sife-effects associated with such a glorious indulgence, which I'm certainly anticipating!
:p
Ok who are you talking about when it comes to cheers and Star Trek? Because I know that matches me perfectly, but I'm not so sure.
Well some of us will still celebrate Worldly Tazmanian Fellow Friday's despite your terse and, may I say, rather racist condemnation of the holiday.
In place of this weekly column, though, might I suggest a "Name That Smell" game wherein randomly selected residents of New York City convene at predetermined location and discuss just exactly what "that smell" is. Is it poopy diapers, or a dead rat? I'm sure you'll find the answers surprising and elating!
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