Dear Mom.
I almost forgot to write this!
I very much enjoyed our hour-long conversation yesterday, despite the fact that my brain was completely useless at its conclusion due to your rampant (and unchecked) case of Adult ADHD.
I do not mind jumping from one topic to the next, since I am much the same, but also, I've been talking to you since, well...since I could talk, and so I know that when you ask me a question, your brain is already trying to find ways to interrupt me with MORE, completely off-topic questions. But then again, the topic IS off-topic.
That said, though I don't mind spanning a massive range of topics, including the excrutiatingly detailed medical misfortunes of people I barely remember (but sincerely hope recover well), please, please, PLEASE...
...let us never again discuss my "sensuality." Thanks.
I love you!
Twerp
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Loretta
I want to know ALL about twerp's sensuality..and sexuality....
I second that...it would amek for some interesting reading.
Thank You
Unfortunately, all discussions that center around me and things starting with "se" and ending in "ality" are for subscribers only. Sorry.
fine, i'll just call her instead!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
You know, it's probably best that you do that. I'm not sure I could survive being an innocent bystander to another one of THOSE conversations!
I'm scarred for life.
Can The Admiral fill us in on any of this? Does he know about any of your "-uality's"?
I mean, you drove by in the Ice Cream truck with your music pumpin', but now you're not going to stop and let us get some treats? Oh, the horror!
My "ualities" are my own, RockDog. The only person who could ever speak with authority on them would be ME. ;)
The "uality" we need to worry about here in TwerpsWorld is quality. Let's focus on my quest to regain quality content.
And if you have any suggestions on how to improve my punctuality, I would love to hear them. I'm always late, you know.
What about duality?
Or that 80's sitcom, Kate & Uality?
I'm not so sure I can wrap my feeble brain around the concept of duality as it applies to my personality, though I know that it does.
I think there are polarized aspects to every individual's personality.
For instance, my extended family sees me as a nice, funny, sweet, generous girl who's good with babies and is always very encouraging.
Those things are true, but I also have a deep love for dropping the F-Bomb.
I think that's duality, no?
OK, here are a few questions, answers are revealing and will "answer" the uality for those who read between the lines:
Boxers or briefs?
Brad or Rosanne?
Mustard or Ketchup?
Mission or Dungeon?
Jessica or Lindsay?
At ease or at attention?
Thank you for your cooperation.
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