I have to say, last year's New Year SUCKED. Even as I was living through it I was aware of how sucky it was. It never was particularly fun for me, considering I'd be miserable and alone and facing the same resolutions and guaranteed failures from the previous years. But add to that being sick as a dog and snotting out your eyes with a dollop of a general feeling of displacement on top and you've got yourself a big, steamy helping of TwerpsWorld's New Year 2004/2005.
This year's New Year was the complete opposite. Which brings me to the sensitive, reflective, Year In Review-type post one would come to expect from TwerpsWorld this time of year. Yeah. I'm not writing it. 2005 was a very good year for me and I see no point in continuing to beat any dead horses. Yes, Q1'04 was rough, as you can read in the Archives. But by the time Q2'04 rolled around, I was in a good groove that I still seem to be riding out.
I'm amazed by the difference a year can make, and I'm so grateful that when this new one slipped in, I was pretty much in the best place I could be with the only person around who could have appreciated it as much as I did. And who kept me supplied with the appropriate amount of gum required to ring in a new year. And who is super hot and has a great ass.
I'm very excited for 2006. I could never have anticipated the changes I'd make in 2005; never even imagined I had it in me to come this far, but I did. I'm hoping whatever changes are coming my way in 2006 are just as excited and satisfying and that they make me work just as hard for them, if not harder. Because one of the best feelings in the world, along with the feeling of being loved, is the feeling you get when you've surprised yourself. Or used too many commas in a sentence and just don't give a fuck.
That's some motherfucking accomplishment for your asses!
Happy New Year, Bitches!
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You spent New Year's with Owen Wilson?
Only the BEST for the BEST!!! I can't wait to see that ass...
Sounds like another soldier in the war against Christmas to me!
MFDC - Yes, I did. We ate lots of buttery rice and then did it.
Anonymous - YOU WILL ONLY EVER SEE IT CLOTHED.
plugOne - Christmas redirects too much attention away from me. This does not please me.
Muppie, I am not so sure how I feel about you posting glowing reviews of The Ass.
Still, I have to say: DUDE. I TOLD YOU!
Word. Owen Wilson's ass looked H. O. T. in "Starsky & Hutch."
I wanna see the ASS!!
This is the most ass talk EVER that didn't have to do with a chick. Well done. I don't get the inside joke...and I've never seen Owen Wilsons ass...I'm guessing his ass isn't like his crooked smashed nose.
Rock ON!
D, I am so fucking happy for you...balls out happy. Balls in Macy's window happy for you. There is no one who deserves the feeling of joy you are experiencing right now more than you do. I believe I speak for everyone who has ever had the pleasure of knowing you, and especially the ones who have the honor of calling themselves your friends.
Can I just say this "Update your fucking blog already"
That is all.
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