This damn blog is almost 2 years old. In the nearly 22 months since I've started the thing, and in the 18 months since I turned the "Allow Comments" option on, all of you loud bitches have thrown your 2 cents in over 1,000 times.
I have been WAITING for this milestone. Why? I have no idea. Probably because I like to wait for things. Except that I DON'T. But I do seem to always put myself in situations where I am, invariably, waiting. ANYWAY.
Here are a few interesting tidbits about TwerpsWorld's comments:
Number of Comments to Date: 1,544
Number of Comments Made by ME: 541
Number of Comments Made By Everybody Else: 1,003
Date I Turned the Comments ON: Tuesday, June 29, 2004
The Lucky 1,000th Commenter: REGGIE!!!
The 1,000th Comment: "Kidnapping is a felony! Interestingly, though, forcing someone to submit to slavery is only a misdemeanor punishable by fine in New York City.
Something to think about."
Indeed, Reggie. Indeed.
The Very First TwerpsWorld Comment Ever Was Made By: bigbro, aka Baby Steve
Date the Very First TwerpsWorld Comment Ever Was Made: Monday, July 19, 2004
The Very First TwerpsWorld Comment Ever: "move back to LA...and get back on the horse...call mark up and see if he can find work in ny for you related to your field...what you are doing is not what you are good at.....you need to fucking write one of those screenplays....because for one it will keep you from blowing money out in ny if you are writing and two...it can be an outlet for all your frustions...by the way its your big bro here..."
Indeed, Big Bro. Indeed.
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9 comments:
hey for some reason I can't call your cell. I need you to call me.
What program did you use to track the number of comments? I couldn't find anything like that in the BlogSpot control panel shit.
R to the D:
Long ago I signed up for Site Meter so I could better stalk a certain person whose initials may or may not contain the letter D, F, M and C. That's how I am able to keep track of the site's...um...traffic.
As for the comments, I'm a pack rat, so I kept them all...EVERY LAST ONE OF 'EM!
Sometimes, I am very much a girl.
Damnit!!!!! I missed the big 1000 by one friggin' post!!!! I can't believe my luck. Always a groomsman, never a groom. And while I'm on that subject, Damon just asked me to be in his 2nd wedding in August. I was his best man in the first wedding which ended in shambles. I was also the best man in my brother Joe's wedding, and he has recently separated from his wife. Obviously the "groomsman" thing is not working for me. So that 1000th post would have meant a lot to me. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!!
I knew if I kept hitting the comments section with my spambot, good things would happen to increase the vitality of your lovelife naturally with X-Creme www.x-creme.com
Really, though, being able to read a personal blog that contains insight and is also funny and well-written is my pleasure. Thanks for being a neurotic genius.
I figured that you tracked site visiters...only because you guessed my Anonymous comments with way too much accuracy :)
Anyway, congrats on the Comment goal. Who was comment #69?
Did Shawn really just ask me to make a 'groom' comment right in front of everyone, or was that just me????
DANIELLE....
Where are YOU???
Long timey no talkie talk!
And Shawn...
Are you out there??
Miss you...and so does Vic...
and Annie wants to meet you...
am I going to have to email you myself???????
I don't know, maybe you should ask him privately...
:p
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