TwerpsWorld Update! With Pictures!

Hi. Lately I've been getting a lot of flack from you bitches about not updating regularly enough to suit your time-wasting selves! Well,...

Meghan's Birthday South Park Character.

Me and my Dad, grilling kebabs to the soothing sounds of Smooth Jazz. It was his 60th birthday. We got him Flying Lessons!

Please note the smudge of frosting on my upper lip. The smudge that MFDC let me walk around with for at least an hour after that!

We took this picture three times until I was satisfied with the results.

Cupcakes + MFDC = Yummy!!

Damn, it feels good to be a panda.

My cousin is dying of brain cancer. He was an active, vital young man of 40 and then one day he got a headache. Now he is in bed, has lost m...

Last night, while running back to my apartment to get some fabric softener sheets, a woman tried to kill me with her minivan. We had words. ...

I can't think of anyone I've known longer or who deserves this moment more than Miss Gina G and Mr. Oscar B!! I'm so happy for y...

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This is MFDC's interpretation of me as a South Park character . Not only is this alm...

Seriously. This is awesome. I suspect when he was putting this together, MFDC despaired of the lack of a mandle footwear option.

Me and my sassy new haircut, a mere day before my world came crashing down on me in the form of a busted iPod. This was taken from the P.O.V...

It had all the ingredients- -Sassy, new haircut? Check. -Good night's sleep? Check. -At work on time? Check. -Busy but not crazed? Check...

My pretty tulips!

Butterballs, a Canadian delicacy. They are served with every meal!!

After this picture was taken, there was a Best Ass competition. I did not win. Then again, I didn't enter, either.

Ah, yes. It's been a while since I've posted. Since you last heard from me, I had a miserable Administrative Professionals Day, I tr...

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