Yes, I cropped this to my advantage. What? Cindy still looks cute! Stop bitching! Anyway, here we are posing in front of the Hudson River, while scores of Gays looked on.
Yes, I know it's blurry. I stole it from Snapfish. No, my eye wasn't swollen shut, the sun was in it and I can't help it when it does that. Blinding sunlight makes it close!
I tried to keep it under the radar for a long time, but yes, I am a giantess. I'm about 5'10". But also, Cindy is very short. Like, maybe 5'3"? I'm not sure!
It's kind of hard for me to guage the height of normal-sized people!
Resurrecting this beastie once again because I seem to have convinced myself that people actually care about what I think. What an effing narcissist! Also, I had a giant baby last summer and I'm still married to the best guy in the world! We're Los Angeles transplants living in Nashville. Which means the giant baby I birthed is SOUTHERN.
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Yes, I know it's blurry. I stole it from Snapfish. No, my eye wasn't swollen shut, the sun was in it and I can't help it when it does that. Blinding sunlight makes it close!
I didn't know you were a giantess.
I tried to keep it under the radar for a long time, but yes, I am a giantess. I'm about 5'10". But also, Cindy is very short. Like, maybe 5'3"? I'm not sure!
It's kind of hard for me to guage the height of normal-sized people!
Should have had me in the picture, at least you wouldn't have looked like a giantess...
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