Drunk Dialing

This is a shameful post. I just made my 17 year old brother drive me to WaWa for an Italian hoagie at 3 o'clock in the morning because I...

Well, hellooooo. Welcome back from the Strawberry Nightmare. I couldn’t take the pink anymore. Even though I am female and take pride in the...

I think I might ditch the pink, y'all, Strawberry Nightmare though it may be. I'm not sure I want to be associated with something qu...

I just had to do a favor for my father and buy him concert tickets to Gloria Estefan because his computer is busted and he’s not comfortable...

I'm sure my neighbor, Shane the Urbane, thinks I'm a total nutter (he's English...or Irish, something like that) because I play ...

Can't believe I made it through this week. The weekend is supposed to be grumpy and rainy, which means I will have a chance to read at l...

A strange thing happens when you encounter someone of your own ilk -- particularly if your ilk is unlike the rest of “society’s” select ilks...

From the cool holographic card that comes with your Chia Pet, you would assume that once in full, glorious bloom, your Pet would resemble a ...

Last night, before I went to bed, I decided I would quickly check my email because I am expecting a reply regarding a business situation. In...

If anybody even murmurs "Kabbalah," I will officially disown you.

I have long struggled under the weight of living up to what people perceive me to be. I'm not sure if this is arrogant or presumptuous, ...

pine2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pn)v. pined, pin·ing, pines v. intr. To feel a lingering, often nostalgic desire. To wither or ...

You know, since the birth of this web log oh so many months ago, I have experienced a range of emotions when considering it. It’s interestin...

Screw the political stuff! Let's talk about William Shatner and his new record with Ben Folds. You start.

Don't mistake this change for any recent edification on my part. Somebody put all this together and all I have to do is click on it. You...

I just realized that the link I included below doesn't work. Here's one that does, and it's a MUCH better article. Please take a...

I'm skeerit, y'all. SKEERIT shitless. Here's why: Events of the past week: 1.) President George Bush is quoted as saying, ...

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rig...

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