- I remembered today that the office is CLOSED on Friday! OH. YEAH. And Monday, too! So...
- This is where I will be at 10:20 p.m. on Thursday night, after an arduous journey aboard public transportation:
Cinemark 16
Lions Head Plaza 711 Evesham Road
Somerdale, NJ 08083
856-784-7964
- I'll be seeing Star Wars, of course. I can't believe I still haven't seen it. My willpower astounds even me.
- To wit, today I was refilling the cookie jars (because I work with a bunch of whiney little bitches) and one of the Oreos broke, so I got cream all up on my thumb...I wanted to lick it off VERY BADLY, but I resisted and washed it off. And then I threw up. But it was TOTALLY worth it.
- Meghan loved her present!! Yay! She said, "I like that it says Brooklyn Industries. It makes me feel tough."
- Young Patriots is now in my possession. Now I just have to finish the next 600 pages of the Harry Potter book and I'm gold. And speaking of whiney little bitches, seriously...it must be his adolescent hormones...whatever the excuse, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of Mr. Potter's mood swings in this book. He needs to level out. I can't handle his melancholy on top of my own! And how has he not managed to stuff his wand up Draco Malfoy's ass yet? I would have gotten to that way back in The Sorcerer's Stone!
- I'm going over to my Dad's on Sunday for his Birthday Dinner. Meatloaf. Potatoes and cheese. HOW WILL I RESIST???
- Today when I was on the phone with my brother making arrangements to see Star Wars, which I have HELD OUT ON SEEING just so we can have a quality family bonding experience, he burped like, three times. Three times AFTER I asked him not to burp in my ear the first time. Thanks, Steve. Lovely.
5 comments:
Deebo...Deebo...Deebo...is this supposed to be your attempt at porn writing...
"...one of the Oreos broke, so I got cream all up on my thumb...I wanted to lick it off VERY BADLY, but I resisted and washed it off. And then I threw up. But it was TOTALLY worth it."
I remember the good ole days when you would tell captivating stories of Flight Attendants having pillow fights in vats of jello and whip cream...Mmmmmm...Lesbians in cream! Please bring back the FLight Attendants and other assorted lesbians.
Thank You,
RockDog
RockDog,
I can see how you would find such a turn of phrase suggestive. I admit that I was...perhaps...going for a double entendre there. But double entendres are not porn.
If there was to be any porn writing, believe me, you would know. There would be no question as to what it was!
I do not "attempt" to write porn. I either do it or I don't.
:-p
Just the fact that you could fill a cookie jar with Oreos and not just go bat-shit crazy is a testament to your self-discipline. Good you are doing, youngling.
... but I like the image of you licking creme off yourself. Mmmmmmmmmmm...
OH, and speaking of unintentional porn, I think Harry Potter might want to "shove his wand" up Hermione Granger in order to loosen up. "Harry Potter VII- Hermione Turns 18." If I read that while eating Oreos I might explode.
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