Resurrecting this beastie once again because I seem to have convinced myself that people actually care about what I think. What an effing narcissist! Also, I had a giant baby last summer and I'm still married to the best guy in the world! We're Los Angeles transplants living in Nashville. Which means the giant baby I birthed is SOUTHERN.
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Hate to say it, but
"Like a little baby" has
6 syllables, dear.
Call Fer and have him talk to you in his "daddy voice." I know it calms ME down.
Aw, shit.
See? That's how tired I am! Dammit. I fucked up a haiku.
I SHOULD call that fool. Maybe I just need a good burp.
Currently tapping a vein for a Diet Coke IV infusion.
I can't even comment as MYSELF! CHRIST!
AND, I made a bunch of french press coffee for the Big Meeting today...AND LEFT THE SCOOP IN THE PITCHER.
Nice.
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