Who checks their work emails and voicemails while on vacation? ME!
Who responds to them? ME!
Who watched back to back episodes of "How Did They Make That?" featuring: white bread and hot dog rolls, CDs, flourescent lightbulbs, pantyhose (the crotch is called a "gusset." A little industry term for ya.) and mozzarella cheese? ME!
And then watched Reno 911 with her ultra-conservative Republican father? ME!
Who's had about enough of the So.J and is ready to return to her life in Brooklyn/Manhattan? MEEE!!
Who hates the fact that you have to drive to run the simplest errand around here? ME, DAMMIT!
Who has eaten the equivalent of a kiddie-pool's capacity in Sugar-Free, Non-Fat fro-yo from the ice cream place on the corner, named WWW.ICE-CREAM.CONE, because no one -NO ONE- sells it in NYC in a soft-serve form? ME! Yummmm...
Who has been home in the So.J for nearly a week and not motivated enough to call her grandmother and other friends, all of whom she's dying to see? ME! Gotta fix that...
Who has been secretly wanting to get back to work just so she can play on her brand new computer? ME!
Who decided today that before she leaves the area, she ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY will need to consume either a.) A cheesesteak or b.) An Italian hoagie (because, come on, it's been over two months now, people. Two months without sugar or refined carbohydrates. Two months of fruits, veggies, nuts, and lean protein. Yes, I feel great. Peeps are telling me I look good. I SHOULD THINK I DESERVE A FUCKING SANDWICH AT THIS POINT! Do you know what it's like to be from this area and not eat sandwiches? Do you? DO YOU???)? ME, BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Who kinda regrets mentioning the Purple Shamrock Event to The Muppet, since she then turned around and BLOGGED ABOUT IT? ME! GAWD!!!
- Who is just now learning the perils of upsetting someone who knows more about you than you know -OR REMEMBER- about yourself, who also happens to have a blog? Me, dude. Me.
WHO'S REALLY FUCKING PSYCHED FOR THE ROCKDOGLETTE?? MEEEE!!!
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Finally time for that Scrapple hoagie you want to dare to order? Wawa Italian combo hoagie with peppers and oil? Hell yeah!!
I'm not sure the world is ready for the Scrapple Hoagie yet. What do you think? I'll hold off until the Terror Alert level drops. I don't want to spark widespread panic...
I'll most likely be rocking DeStefano's Italian Deli for the sandwich, it doesn't matter which. They kick ass at both!
Do you know, when I told my mom my plan to consume something terrible and sandwich-y before I left the area, she said, "Why don't you go up to that Subway place and have them do it on a wheat roll?"
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I said, "I cannot even believe that you just said that. Any self-respecting Italian American individual would have never uttered those words to me. Besides, I ALWAYS get Subway!"
Is she high?
One would think.
No, she's just really effin nuts!
Who checks their work emails and voicemails while on vacation? ME!
HMMMMMMMMM...wonder why?
Because I have OCD and was nervous about the last minute vacation request, nerd.
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