Surely you know I am chomping at the bit to make a "sent him off...black dildo" comment, but I shall refrain...blame it on the holiday season...it gets RockDog all mushy.
Resurrecting this beastie once again because I seem to have convinced myself that people actually care about what I think. What an effing narcissist! Also, I had a giant baby last summer and I'm still married to the best guy in the world! We're Los Angeles transplants living in Nashville. Which means the giant baby I birthed is SOUTHERN.
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Brilliant.
"Of all the Ipods I have known in my lifetime, her's was the most..HUMAN."
The needs of many iPods outweigh the needs of the few iPods.
Or the one.
Thanks, guys, for all your support. This is a dark time for TwerpsWorld.
Surely you know I am chomping at the bit to make a "sent him off...black dildo" comment, but I shall refrain...blame it on the holiday season...it gets RockDog all mushy.
Good luck with that iPod thing.
Rock ON!
Oh, come ON! You finally return to the blogosphere and you're gonna hold back???
What's the point in writing a haiku and using the word "dildo" then?! Huh? YOU TELL ME.
Whatever sinister agency that sent RockDog to Sensitivity Training needs to be dismantled and said training needs to be reversed immediately.
Santa made me do it
Ho, Ho, Ho, Him
Hall and Oates reference....and dildos....back together again, singing the same old story.
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