And then the universe decided it wanted to be paid back for the luscious lips and perfect nose with a horrendously bad back, and a now broked nose. God I love my life!!!!!
Resurrecting this beastie once again because I seem to have convinced myself that people actually care about what I think. What an effing narcissist! Also, I had a giant baby last summer and I'm still married to the best guy in the world! We're Los Angeles transplants living in Nashville. Which means the giant baby I birthed is SOUTHERN.
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Bicentennial Baby!
the only pic of you that was better than me at the same age. :)
Yes, it's no secret. You were butt-ass ugly at birth. And then the Universe repayed you by giving you luscious curls and a perfect, straight nose.
Bastard.
And then the universe decided it wanted to be paid back for the luscious lips and perfect nose with a horrendously bad back, and a now broked nose. God I love my life!!!!!
Dude.
I said curls. If I'd said lips, that would have been really fuckin' weird.
Sorry..Uhm..yeah that's gross. My Bad!!!
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