I Think It's Funny...

I think it's funny that CitiBank thinks I can afford to pay them $750 this month. I think it's funny that clicking on the Severe Wea...

One of the best things about my new MacBook, besides the fact that I didn't have to pay for it, is Photo Booth. I used to walk into rand...

Last night I bet MFDC that Linda Ronstadt sang an 80s tune called "Good-bye To You." After he very rudely slammed my not-too-shabb...

Yesterday, after I pulled onto the street where I work, I drove past what I thought might be either a gaggle of paparazzi or a group of... I...

(3/19/07: A friend of a friend passed away this weekend of a fatal car crash. Out of respect for this person, I've edited the original p...

Somehow, Los Angeles is listed as one of America's Fattest Cities by some bunk list on CNN.com. I don't understand how this is pos...

I feel like writing today but am unfortunate in that I really don't have too much to write about! Previously, I was reading gossip websi...

That last blog is STALE, so I thought I would update you on The War Against The Muffin Top, as well as a few other things. Last week on my w...

NEDAW . I would like to start off by saying that I am not writing this post to poke fun at anybody who currently has or has ever had an eati...

Today my beloved boyfriend is wearing a shirt that features a unicorn humping a dolphin by the warm light of a rainbow. It's moments lik...

I took tomorrow off because it's Valentine's Day and I wanted to spend it with MFDC. If that makes me a pussy, then so be it. Of cou...

Tempering the devastation of my deflowered vehicle and accidentally paying the note on said deflowered vehicle twice this month, thereby pla...

I read somewhere on the internet that you can't consider yourself a writer unless you spend at least seven hours a week writing. Since i...

Last night I went to the eye doctor for the first time in, oh, about 7 and a 1/2 years. My left eye had some irritation in the same spot for...

This was actually taken a couple of months ago at a bar in Downtown L.A. I was not drinking this evening, despite any evidence to the contra...

Dear Thighs, Imagine my surprise recently when I heard the smooth yet faint buttery sounds of Peaches and Herb coming from my pants. I see y...

Meghan Grandolfo threw me an amazing and memorable 30th birthday party yesterday. I'm just now starting to feel like a human being. That...

Somebody got me a laptop for my birthday. It has Photobooth. Yeah. I'm that good. ;)

"Ugh, that fucking cricket is back. Maybe it will shut up if I throw a book at it." "Go ahead. There's plenty to choose f...

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