That's how funny this is: http://www.tremble.com/scribblins/000525.html I've been reading this guy for a long time now, over a year ...
Slightly More Hydrated, No Less Shakey
Ok, I've already picked up a few songs. I should be working. I know. The fact that I am even here is a major modern miracle, since last ...
Boob Drooler Oner
Today I was having a Hot Chocolate Lollipop. It was delicious. So delicious, in fact, that I accidentally drooled a little bit on my boob an...
I Almost Had Nothing
I greatly feared I would not have too much to write about today since I'm beeeeeat. Dee is sleepy ti-ti. I was caffeinated to the nth de...
Mustard and Mustnotard
I must: - tell you about the rack on this woman at the club last night! Great Scott! You have never seen such a splendiferous display of fem...
Putzing Around
So, tonight is the first night, believe it or not, that I have been able to spend some quality time in my apartment without collapsing into ...
Gangsta Bitches
Last night I was a hero in the apartment. I came home from work late, of course, having consumed a scrumptious evening feast consisting of w...
Margaritaville
I went there last night. To Margaritaville. I was carried on golden wings of Cuervo... ..and then my ass was unceremoniously dumped in Broo...
On Babies and Cats
This weekend was full of baby love. Nothing makes me feel more human than hanging out with babies and small children. They're so depende...
TGImotherf*ckinF
First a rhyme written for me by my friend, Dave: My name's Danielle/I like to sing/Don't you like my funky ass ring?/It's gettin...
Since 1829
That's what the label on my beer says. Since 1829 Yuengling Traditional Lager By American's Oldest Brewery. After a tough day which ...
Damn, Mailroom Guy!
I try not to talk too much about my job here, since I don't want to get my ass DOOCED , but I have to share this story. We have the CRAZ...
Dad Is Great! Give Us Chocolate Cake!
Yumm...I had cake for breakfast AND for lunch today! And if you'll recall from Bill Cosby: Himself, cake is a nutritious, whole meal whi...
I Shit You Not
Last night I stayed over at Kelly's house since John is currently gallivanting around Iceland for a Bachelor Party wearing a tracksuit, ...
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