That was a very lovely haiku, Admiral, and did much to soothe the estrogen running rampant through my bloodstream right now, thereby making me a crazy person.
And RockDog, it's with much pained regret that I must inform you I can by no means confirm the color of MFDC's penis, but I would bet my iPod it makes for a Zenlicious experience.
Thanx for correcting my spelling of Zen-liscious...it was one of those things that when I wrote it, I though "Damn Dog, that be spelt right?" I debated feverishly, and settled with Zen-lishes...upon further review I was clearly off my rocker.
Anyway, I've babbled too long. Actually, I'm attempting to change the subject away from penis talk...it's just not good for the soul.
I agree about the penis talk, but I will report that after it came home from singing "Stangers In The Night" down at Dimple's Karaoke, I noticed it was more maroon with primrose yellow racing stripes.
I COMPLETELY DISAGREE about the penis talk, but that's just me. I will respect your wishes and refrain from engaging in conversations that involve penises.
Management thanks you for your helpful suggestion.
Resurrecting this beastie once again because I seem to have convinced myself that people actually care about what I think. What an effing narcissist! Also, I had a giant baby last summer and I'm still married to the best guy in the world! We're Los Angeles transplants living in Nashville. Which means the giant baby I birthed is SOUTHERN.
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Did you not freaking read my comment on the green about 4 posts ago?
"The new green is very zen!"
Time for new contacts or hooked on phonics...or maybe I don't count...
That haiku wasn't targeted at you, my sweet. It's meant for the males, WHO NEVER NOTICE ANYTHING EVER. Why do I even bother?
Crikey, I'm hormonal.
My Penis and I
apologize for the lapse!
The green is LOVELY!
I'm confused...MFDC has a green penis and it makes for a Zen-lishes experience??? WTF???
That was a very lovely haiku, Admiral, and did much to soothe the estrogen running rampant through my bloodstream right now, thereby making me a crazy person.
And RockDog, it's with much pained regret that I must inform you I can by no means confirm the color of MFDC's penis, but I would bet my iPod it makes for a Zenlicious experience.
Let's hear it for hormones!
It's more puce actually... I'm not sure though, it's out at the karaoke bar right now. I'll check later tonight.
Please do, and then immediately report back.
Thanx for correcting my spelling of Zen-liscious...it was one of those things that when I wrote it, I though "Damn Dog, that be spelt right?" I debated feverishly, and settled with Zen-lishes...upon further review I was clearly off my rocker.
Anyway, I've babbled too long. Actually, I'm attempting to change the subject away from penis talk...it's just not good for the soul.
Rock ON!
RockDog
I agree about the penis talk, but I will report that after it came home from singing "Stangers In The Night" down at Dimple's Karaoke, I noticed it was more maroon with primrose yellow racing stripes.
I COMPLETELY DISAGREE about the penis talk, but that's just me. I will respect your wishes and refrain from engaging in conversations that involve penises.
Management thanks you for your helpful suggestion.
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