They're smoking cigars
He's got a chain of flowers
And sows a bird in her knickers
Ohhh...
IT'S MEGHAN'S BIRTHDAY!!! WOOO-HOOOO!!!
I, for one, am truly grateful Eileen and Peter got busy and brought this sweet girl into the world. I will list a few reasons why:
1.) She's the only person I know who can talk as much as I can, for as long as I can, about absofrigginlutely nothing.
2.) The DAY BEFORE we left to live in Europe for four months, I experienced a horrific episode with my back and she lugged four months' worth of my shit for me for the entire journey over to the Netherlands. It must have sucked for her, but I was too high on painkillers to care. But I am STILL eternally grateful.
3.) I will never forget ingesting some special mushrooms, getting lost in a National Forest in the Netherlands, and Meghan on her little "island" writing in her journal.
4.) Candy
5.) She listens to all my shit and actually relates, because we live parallel lives.
6.) One night in Los Angeles, Meghan invited a certain Kristoffer Carter over to our house for dinner...he had a curly afro, called me "Deebo" from the start, and my life was never the same...
7.) She has an awesome laugh, a great smile, and terrible singing voice that is completely delightful.
8.) DMB LUUUUURV.
9.) She's going to marry Shawn. BECAUSE I SAID SO. See how accommodating she is?
10.) She will give you everything she has if it'll make you feel better.
11.) She bought me a fly messenger bag that I pimped for FOUR YEARS straight because she knew I loved it and probably would never buy it for myself.
12.) She bought me my first hand-blown, glass pipe...it was so pretty. It was PINK!
13.) She's probably the most thoughtful person you will ever meet.
14.) She will bust moves like no white girl should pretty much anywhere.
15.) You shouldn't need to hear any more reasons at this point. Just take my word for it.
Here is a mini-playlist of songs that bring Meghan to mind for me:
Megan | The Smoking Popes | Destination Failure
Baby, I Love You | Aretha Franklin | The Very Best of Aretha Franklin
Rise | Herb Alpert | Definitive Hits
Takin' It to the Streets | The Doobie Brothers | Best of the Doobies
I Believe in a Thing Called Love | The Darkness | Permission to Land
Strange Condition | Pete Yorn | Musicforthemorningafter
Wasted & Ready | Ben Kweller | Sha Sha
What You Wish For | Guster | Lost and Gone Forever
Ask(*Live) | the Kristoffer Carter Show | The Salvation EP
Lie In Our Graves | Dave Matthews Band | Crash
California | Low | The Great Destroyer
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MEGHAN!!
9 comments:
16. Meghan kind of talks like Jan Brady, except the way she does it totally endearing! Happy B-Day!
Yeah, no, totally!
I can't believe you forgot to remind me..shame on YOU!!
i hate that photo!!
Everyone...I'd like to introduce you to Kimberly, posting as Anonymous.
nice try...it's not Kimberly..it's CLIT
Finally! Clitter! You're back! Oh, how we've missed you! How's that 7 foot penis?
What the hell did I stumble into today???
Well, RockDog, I don't reckon I can give you a full explanation. It's one of those "You had to be there" kinds of things. However, I will tell you it involved a large Tigger doll named Clit and a huge 7' blow-up penis.
Meghan might have a better way of clarifying for you.
:-p
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