My 30th Bday Party
Meghan Grandolfo threw me an amazing and memorable 30th birthday party yesterday. I'm just now starting to feel like a human being. That...
Pillow Talk: Battle
"Ugh, that fucking cricket is back. Maybe it will shut up if I throw a book at it." "Go ahead. There's plenty to choose f...
If Beyonce Can Do It, So Can I!
I'm not talking about being too "bootylicious" or being ready for any type of jarred, fruited condiments, I'm talking abou...
Beaver: A Christmas Story
I would very much like to take the opportunity presented by keeping a running record of my personal life in a public forum to tell you that ...
I Find It Necessary To Drag You Down With Me
This is my horoscope for the day, according to the prescient compustrologers bots employed by Yahoo!: "If you're feeling low on ene...
It's 90 Degrees. Heh Heh!
All of my Nerds are currently traveling on business, so rather than immediately get to work on the various projects they left me with, I dec...
Job Title: Nerd Wrangler
It only took 2 months, but I have a job! BITCHES! AND! It's a GOOD job. The kind of job I wanted. Internet/New Media-y/Live Music-esque....
Devers~Franklin Wedding, October 7, 2006
Mr. and Mrs. J3. It all started on the 5th floor of the Little Building. For all of you doubters, I really AM an angel! Check my halo, Bitch...
In General
Eeeeeeeeeeeh. I can't really find it in me to apologize for not blogging. I've just been trying to settle in to life here, and at th...
Not Much Doing
I don't really have too much to put up but felt like I needed to bump that last bummer down a notch. I'm feeling better, but not all...
Did You Know?
...that I'm STILL unemployed, despite working with three separate agencies? ...that Mariah Carey is the featured article today on Wikipe...
A Photo Share!
We're CA-YOOOOOT. One of these handsome folks has a raging, very expensive granola habit. We both have big cheeks, noses and lips. Only ...
DorisWatch 2006: Day 15
The title is all I will say about that, but trust me when I tell you that I have currently undertaken a very large, Senior Thesis-style rese...
I Need To Hate On Something*
I hate traffic. I hate the "media" for prematurely sexualizing young girls who grow up to idolize Lindsey Lohan. I hate Cingular. ...
Yes, Yes I Know.
First, a supremely dorktastic picture of moi, for those of you who miss me. Sharing"> HELLO. It's been a while and for that I tr...
I'm Here! My Luggage Is Not!
Hello, turkeys. Well, I landed in Los Angeles safe and sound despite some nauseating turbulence and a foodless flight. The weekend had been ...
The Final Countdown
That might possibly be the most over-used title in all of blogdom, but I really don't give a shit, because who has time to come up with ...
I've Come A Long Way
Today I got a really great evaluation from my job. Like, straight A's. I've come a long way from my first evaluation . I wish I coul...
C.R.A.P. Haiku
Dear Mental Breakdown, WAIT! I still have LOTS to do. The cramps are ENOUGH. Love, Danielle
Pounding Heart Sundays
I figured I would write a post since not all of you find pictures of MFDC as endlessly endearing as I do, although I can't imagine why n...
CUPCAKE BUFFET!
She was supposed to teach me how to make Shrimp Fried Rice. I convinced her that a cupcake buffet would be more beneficial, since the pancre...
Tres Mas Semanas
I'm sure even those three words are grammatically incorrect, so I'll translate for you here: Three more weeks, Bitches! So, this wee...
How Come This Time I Have My Shit Together?
Every other time in my life when I have moved, I've really just only concentrated on the actual relocation of my STUFF. Like, "How ...
Long Time No Blog
I've been away, my pretties. Sort of. Also, I've been really lazy, too. It's hard to find inspiration for anything other than a ...
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