The Battle Of The Bleeeaaaagh!

So, in the space of about 2 weeks, I lost 9 pounds, my mind, my old job title and the freedom of being Blackberryless. In lieu of pity, plea...

Shakey, shakey.

The Dress. It will be here any day now. Actually, I expected it to be here already, but there was a “new way” of measuring length required b...

3! The number of MONTHS 3! The number of WEEKS 3! The number of DAYS - left until we get married. 30! The number of POUNDS I want to los...

Hi. Yes, yes. I'm still alive. Still here. Still crazy. Still rollin' with Dre. TwerpsWorld has been in upheaval, my pretties. But i...

I heart Teddy! Buy it. And this. Oh yeah, this too.

A purple bike! A purple bike like MY purple bike, Violet! And she has a basket and a bell, a headlight and a taillight, and like, a million ...

I just finished painting that beastly dresser. Third and final coat. I did the top first, thinking it was a good place to start. A little wh...

During the whole wedding planning experience, there have been many surreal moments. Getting engaged was the least surreal. Probably because ...

I would be remiss in my relationship if I didn't exclaim to the world how appreciative I am of all MFDC's extra efforts to bring in ...

My big plans for this gorgeous Friday evening will be to prime the beast living on my patio in the form of a dresser. Tomorrow morning I hop...

Yay! It's May! Holy Shit! IT'S ALREADY MAY! You know, May has always been one of my favorite months. I can't really explain why,...

I'm working on a giant blog post about what happens when two kids with media degrees decide to take on the task of "using tools...

I don't know where the heck this week went, but I'm not necessarily looking for an answer regarding its whereabouts. Alls I know is ...

Dudes. Seriously. I would describe my salary as mid-range. It's right around where someone in my position (Happy AP Day to me, btw!) sho...

...the choppy, wind-swept, rock-you-to-and-fro-until-you-want-to-die sea. This weekend, the MFDC and I boarded a boat on our way to Catalina...

Much to write about If you crave the minutiae But Twerp is tired.

Something awesome is happening this weekend. Something for which I have been waiting since July of last year. Actually, nay, since about sev...

Depression is an evil bitch. Sneaky, too. One day, you're feeling great, you're medicated, you're supplemented, you're minus...

CADL, BITCHES! Minus pertinent information, of course.

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