I Pulled Into Nazareth

Wednesday, March 30, 2005 7 comments
...and was feeling 'bout half past dead, y'all, when I met my future roommates last night.

That's right! I said it! I'm Brooklyn-bound for REAL, yo!

I walked in and I just knew, as they say. There was Milica and Sara, and the cat, Vinny. And they are all very cool and very susceptible to my Jedi mastery.

To wit: After a very pleasant chat in which it was revealed that one roommate's grandmother travels with a one-hitter and that I found my own mother's stash recently in her closet, I asked the ladies when they would have a decision. I was feeling like I was in, but I couldn't be too sure, since I'd had a place lined up the previous Friday before fate saw fit to bend me over and, well...you know.

Just to be sure, I did a discreet Jedi hand wave and used The Force to ensure that I would be the Chosen One. Sure enough, after I said my good-byes, I was not halfway down the flight of stairs when I heard, "Danielle?! Can you come back? We want YOU!"

It was a glorious moment, my friends. A movie moment. I don't get too many movie moments, but I'm smart enough to recognize that this was one of them, and so I allowed myself to fully enjoy it.

Sara later told me that my sense of humor regarding her pair of furry handcuffs were what convinced her. Heh heh heh.

So, I am very joyous today, my friends! Months and months of homelessness and doorlessness and "Me" timelessness have taken a great toll on me. I am looking forward to painting my room and having a closet. It's the simple things in life, you know?

Dee has a home. It's a gorgeous evening in NYC, FINALLY! I'm going to go celebrate my new domestic arrangements with a bottle of red.

And on Sunday, I'M MOVING TO BROOKLYN!!!!!!!!

7 comments:

  • Anonymous said...

    Congratulations, Your Worshipfulness! Remember that it's the Divine Right Of Queens to tell fate to go fuck itself sideways and have a good time regardless.

    mfdc

  • Anonymous said...

    Oh, and nice Band reference. I gotta go, but my friend can stick around.

    mfdc

  • Anonymous said...

    There is so much to go with here that I'm overwhelmed...2 chicks and a pussy named Vinny...furry handcuffs...brain...overwhelmed...may...faint..........

    PS...Can I retell my Brooklyn/Flatbush joke here???

    Rock ON!

    RockDog

  • Danielle said...

    RockDog...you KILL me! LOL! Please don't retell the Brooklyn/Flatbush. I don't suppose it would help your overwhelmed brain to know that my two female roommates are both cuties. It's true. I'm telling you that to distract you from the Brooklyn/Flatbush joke. :o)

  • Anonymous said...

    In between bouts of fainting I thought that you said your new roommates are cute...it's HOT when girls think that other girls are cute....shortness...of...breath...ground coming up quickly...ouch! Sensory overload!

    btw...did I ever tell you what a woman wearing pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common???... :D

    PPS...I also read a comment over at Dan Land about double fisting...didn't touch that one...couldn't stay conscious long enough...fainting again...

  • Anonymous said...

    Congrats D, I can't wait to meet your new roommates!!!! JUST KIDDING!!! HAH!!!!!

    Shawn

  • Anonymous said...

    D, please look below for the best last 5 minutes of a West Wing Episode.

 

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