Y'all.
Sometimes things happen in the Universe where events and situations seem to line up perfectly and you have no choice but to seize the opportunity at hand. In my case, the opportunity presented was a chance to siphon some of Reggie's creativity, generously offered up to me in the comments section of the previous post. Sometimes I can be a muy lamprey-esque.
Regardless, the following is a BLOG-LIB, sketched by Reggie and filled in by me following the rather quick consumption of a turkey and cheese sangwich from TOGO's and a donut. A very, very yummy donut that I should not have eaten but I did and man, it was a tiny splash of heaven for my tongue.
Today, I took a walk to [place] the Mall at Hollywood & Highland wearing [article of clothing], my flip-flops, which I've been trying not to wear to the office because I read in the last issue of Oprah that flip-flops at the office are NO BUENO, but my bosses are in San Fran today, so whateves and holding a [noun] fervent hope in my breast that I would successfully find a dress to wear to my step-brother's wedding on Friday, which I'll be flying to tonight. Wouldn't you believe it, I [verb, past tense] stepped onto an escalator and coming down the other side was [celebrity] the fat guy from BORAT! I was a little [adjective] incredulous at first, but I got over my [emotion, present tense] disbelief and eventually [verb, past tense] continued up the escalator so I could pay the parking stub I forgot to have validated. It turned out to be a [adjective] funny [noun] thing.
Then, I picked up my [first applied noun] fervent hope in my breast that I would successfully find a dress to wear to my step-brother's wedding on Friday, which I'll be flying to tonight, and kept on [verb, present tense] heading to the ticket cashier. I noticed a man [adverb] carelessly walking his [noun] pomeranian and I wondered "[famous quote] Dude, I wonder how many other people look at the fat guy from Borat and think, 'I've seen his balls!'"
It's these [adjective] extraordinary things during the day that [verb] force-feed you some perspective. One moment, you're [verb, present tense] wondering about how many people have seen the twigs and berries of a celebrity, the next minute, you're [verb, present tense] sidestepping the tons of slutty young girls lining up for the American Idol finale at the Kodak Theatre, also located at Hollywood & Highland, who look like a cross between baby hookers and dog poop. [famous quote] It takes one to know one! More blogging later [colloquial expression] bitches!!
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See, I would have just replaced all the missing words with variations of "cocky" and "pee pee"...but this works, too.
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