Coming Soon: Wedding Blog

Just gotta sort some things out first. Like pictures and memories and more pictures and my apartment, which looks like the tornado that carr...

MFDC-Mandated Chillaxin'

So earlier this week I hit a giant wall of exhaustion and unwitting stupidity that made it painfully obvious that I had reached max bandwidt...

Truer Words...

While driving north on the 101 freeway Monday morning... Me: Hmm... there's something grainy on the freeway that everyone's kicking ...

Shitting Sparkles

The gown. It fits. It's beautiful. We cried. We ate Tastykakes and cheesesteaks and froyo to celebrate! I'm on the couch today, rest...

Fail to Plan...

Gee, looks appetizing, doesn't it? Allow me to explain, and hopefully I do a decent job of it despite my bone deep exhaustion: Remember ...

If You Were A Fly On Our Wall

While choosing music for the wedding playlists: Him: This? Me: No Him: This? Me: No Him: This? Me: No ... Me: This? Him: Um... gee... uhhh.....

Bouncey Bouncey

I feel like a friggin' pinball these days. As soon as I hit one target, I have to shoot off and hit another one. I have to be a pinball ...

Oh, Life

Lots of balls in the air right now, kids, and I'm feeling generous, so if you want to make jokes about some of those balls flying at my ...

Almost There!

Today, MFDC and I applied for our Marriage License. Our good friend, Mrs. Berman , strongly recommended that we submit our application onlin...

No Complaints

1.) I would like to simultaneously extol the virtues and warn against the perils of Absolut Pear. 2.) I had a confession to make this mornin...

Life Shrinks Or Expands In Proportion To One's Courage*

Or, in my case, waistlines shrink or expand in proportion to the food one shoves down one's gullet blah blah blah. Yeah, so I lost the 9...

The Battle Of The Bleeeaaaagh!

So, in the space of about 2 weeks, I lost 9 pounds, my mind, my old job title and the freedom of being Blackberryless. In lieu of pity, plea...

Yes, We're OK

Shakey, shakey.

Allow Me To Explain Myself

The Dress. It will be here any day now. Actually, I expected it to be here already, but there was a “new way” of measuring length required b...

3 - 3 - 3 - 30 - 3 - 1

3! The number of MONTHS 3! The number of WEEKS 3! The number of DAYS - left until we get married. 30! The number of POUNDS I want to los...

Four Months! FOUR MONTHS TO THE DAY

Hi. Yes, yes. I'm still alive. Still here. Still crazy. Still rollin' with Dre. TwerpsWorld has been in upheaval, my pretties. But i...

Faux Toes

I heart Teddy! Buy it. And this. Oh yeah, this too.

Like Riding A Bike

A purple bike! A purple bike like MY purple bike, Violet! And she has a basket and a bell, a headlight and a taillight, and like, a million ...

The Beast Be White

I just finished painting that beastly dresser. Third and final coat. I did the top first, thinking it was a good place to start. A little wh...

Surrealiously?

During the whole wedding planning experience, there have been many surreal moments. Getting engaged was the least surreal. Probably because ...
 

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