This is how hardcore I am:
Ok, so I had to buy a new set of earphones for the iPod because I suffer from some birth defect that prevents ...
The New Year's That Wasn't
So, I'm not doing anything for New Year's. I was supposed to go to Boston and party down at my friend Kimberly's family restaura...
Snot is the Least of My Worries
I was going to write this post about my holiday; about how I got really sick and had a huge fight with my dad and how awesome my mom is and ...
Winter Redux
Well, it has arrived only a day short of the solstice. Winter. The season when New York City squats over her citizens and takes a big, frost...
iLove my iPod
It's like an obsession. Right now I am STILL AT WORK, at 7:51 p.m. on a Friday night in New York City. Oh, I left. Please. I'm not T...
It's an iPod!
It’s an iPod
Ladies and Germs…I am proud to announce the newest addition to my family of one (well, if you’re not counting all the voices...
NJ Numerology
If there's one things we Jersey folks can do, it's run some numbers, y'all! So, for all four of you who are interested, behold D...
Disappointed, Yet Strangely Zen
Damn. Now I know how the Yankees’ fans felt. This is some serious suckage. I feel cheated. I feel like the democratic process doesn’t work. ...
Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
As I write this, I am hungover and eating oatmeal at my desk. I have a pile of work that is taking over my desk and I have $6 until tomorrow...
September 11, 2004
Today I avoided turning on the TV until about 6 o'clock when I had nothing better to do but wait for a certain extremely shy individual ...
The Difference a Year Makes
You know, it’s truly incredible the difference a year makes. You take for granted that there will be massive changes between several years, ...
Sphere of Danielle
Random Question: What came first – the title or the blog?
Random Slice of Life: In my bed right now are: Two books, one pair of stereo he...
Did You Miss Me?
I missed you! I'm back, my li'l chil'rens. And with the prescription painkillerz, too. All is lovely with the world. The Demon G...
The Martini Shot
This is "movie lingo" for the last shot of a movie. Since this will also be "Take 2" of my prep for gall bladder surgery...
I'm Like France During WWII
If I were to rate this weekend on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being an utter and complete shitstorm and 10 being nirvana, I would have to say ...
Drunk Dialing
This is a shameful post. I just made my 17 year old brother drive me to WaWa for an Italian hoagie at 3 o'clock in the morning because I...
Version 2.0.1 (and Other Sundry Updates)
Well, hellooooo. Welcome back from the Strawberry Nightmare. I couldn’t take the pink anymore. Even though I am female and take pride in the...
Ditching the Pink
I think I might ditch the pink, y'all, Strawberry Nightmare though it may be. I'm not sure I want to be associated with something qu...
Shake Your Body To That Conga (or Broke Down Body Parts)
I just had to do a favor for my father and buy him concert tickets to Gloria Estefan because his computer is busted and he’s not comfortable...
I Will Not Take These Things For Granted
I'm sure my neighbor, Shane the Urbane, thinks I'm a total nutter (he's English...or Irish, something like that) because I play ...
Mom Says You Have to Share!
Can't believe I made it through this week. The weekend is supposed to be grumpy and rainy, which means I will have a chance to read at l...
Chia Pets are Misleading
From the cool holographic card that comes with your Chia Pet, you would assume that once in full, glorious bloom, your Pet would resemble a ...
The Day After
Last night, before I went to bed, I decided I would quickly check my email because I am expecting a reply regarding a business situation. In...
The Great Deception
I have long struggled under the weight of living up to what people perceive me to be. I'm not sure if this is arrogant or presumptuous, ...
Egads! I'm Pining!
pine2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pn)v. pined, pin·ing, pines v. intr.
To feel a lingering, often nostalgic desire.
To wither or ...
Divorced Kid Humor
You know, since the birth of this web log oh so many months ago, I have experienced a range of emotions when considering it. It’s interestin...
On Second Thought...
Screw the political stuff! Let's talk about William Shatner and his new record with Ben Folds. You start.
Version 2.0 - Now with Titles!
Don't mistake this change for any recent edification on my part. Somebody put all this together and all I have to do is click on it. You...
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