A Few Reasons Why I Love Myspace.com More Than Friendster, Which Pretty Much Blows

Tuesday, June 07, 2005 11 comments
Short boys who believe in slashes/smilies, but not decent punctuation/grammar:

Hi sweetie
Saw you on my space and think your a cutie..

:)

I am..34 , College Grad, 5ft 8 swm,165 lbs
swm 1/2 greek 1/2 puerto rican seeking a lady to date in NYC...
I enjoy to travel, working out/playing sports, surfing the web, and attempting to cook:(..
Like movies, walks in the park , on the beach...:)
Into all types of music from Rock/Heavy Metal to hip -hop to
techno/club to ReGGaeToN,etc...

im a NON smoker, NO Drugs.. will drink a little if the occasions right :)

Spring is here and the weather is getting warm..

Lets go outside and have some fun :)

BOLD as HELL boys who are actors/singers with dance training...and are also magicians:

This is out of left field, but I'm home alone and bored out of my mind. Want to come over and hang out, watch a movie, screw each other silly...wait, did I say that? Hit me up if your interested.

j

Random British men who apparently think all Americans talk to strangers:

hiya
i am an english guy, married, age 37, looking for new friends in new york, as i will be there on business from 16-21 june 2005 ... next week.
would love to hook up with new friends if poss. for drinks, food, music and a laugh.
interested?

note: If I were his wife and found out about this, I WOULD KICK HIS ASS.

11 comments:

  • MFDC said...

    I glad only you stalk me, there are some WEIRDOES out there!

  • MFDC said...

    Sign up for Myspace or sign up to stalk me?

    Applications for stalking me are available in Specially Marked Packages of Lunchables, but Dee's running that contest so your app may get "lost."

    But you should sign up for Myspace, it's fun!

  • Danielle said...

    Yes, I would say "lost" would be a good word for it. If by "lost" you mean, "torn to shreds and fed to fire-breathing dragons, then shat out over some remote German countryside."

    Beebo! I've sent you the invite 900 times! I will resend!

  • MFDC said...

    We could feed Rockdog's extraneous Village People vinyl to the fire-breathing dragons to be shat out over Van Nuys. There's a certain poetry to that.

  • Danielle said...

    LOL! Perf!

    It would be Living Art!

    I'm TOTALLY driving the dragon, though! I don't trust you not to steer it towards the Governor's Mansion!

    On second thought, you can drive!

  • Becca said...

    Yes, please resend. I'll look into signing up. And Dee's applications for stalking are on specially marked coffee packages

  • Danielle said...

    Coffee that's been hand selected by a Master Taster.

    I shit you not, more than one of our coffee brands has a Master Taster.

    I think I finally figured out what I want to do with my life!

 

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