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Pass the dutchy to the left-hand side...
Yes, with my mouth oddly pursed, I do look like I'm in the midst of smoking a doobie...unfortunately, I was not. I'm just making a stupid face. I wasn't ready for the camera to go off so fast!
"The Smirkers of New York City: A Retrospective."
LOL!!! Yes, I guess those ARE smirks. I have a saucier smirk, actually.
The fact that my expression resembles a smirk is purely coincidental. The fact that Kimberly's expression resembles a smirk is pure intoxication.
Since we all know that MFDC is sure to win, I've forgone the simple task of a caption and created me a short story to go with the pic...
Deebo "Oh shit! I lost my house key at Timmy's party."
Keebo "Where? In his pants?"
Deebo "Shut it, ass! You know I am SO not like that."
Keebo "Whatever!"
Deebo "Anyway, I'm going to ring the doorbell. My Mom is going to answer the door. BE COOL! Don't laugh or giggle or anything stupid like that. Just go straight to my room. If she finds out we've been drinking she will kill me!"
Keebo [giggles at the thought of not giggling]
Deebo "Stop it you're going to make me laugh. I can't get grounded. I have the Marching Band Finals next week."
Keebo [giggles at the thought of Marching Band]
Deebo [giggles because Keebo is giggling>]
Deebo "Okay. Shhhhhh! I'm going to ring the door bell"
Keebo "Okay, I'll be cool"
[DING DONG]
[Giggle] [Giggle] [Giggle]
[Door Opens]
Mrs. Deebo "Look at you two. What the hell have you kids been drinking? You are SO grounded, Miss!"...
ROCKDOG!!!
First of all, MFDC is NOT guaranteed to win. He won last time because he DESERVED to win! I am a FAIR and JUST individual!
Secondly, LMFAO!!! THIS IS CLASSIC!!! Except, Mrs. Deebo, who prefers to go by Loretta, btw, would have opened the door and been like, "I'm high, are you high? SO AM I! Let me know if you need rolling papers. Twerp, don't forget about the Hot Tea tip."
RockDog, as of right now, you're in FIRST MOTHERFUCKING PLACE!
I quit. I am no longer participating in these challenges. After my day, I should just win. Period.
And yes RockDog, that was great. Just like all your shit -- great. I'm never gonna win.
DAAAAAAAMN. I just got taken to school by the R.D.
Beebo, you're a winner every day. Because you get to talk to me 40 hours a week. ;)
And yes, MFDC, the RockDog just put a LEARNING on your ass!
The Flight Attendant says.... Ya'll all crack me up!!! I had a really good laugh over these comments!! Thanks Kids!!! Dee you look hot sista!!
Thanks, Missy B! Stop in anytime!!
Deebo - I only thought MFDC would be a sure winner because of his extreme prowess with the deadly Haiku. We're normally no match for the 5-7-5!...Well, that and the fact that you dig his shizzle!
Bleon - Chin up, Camper! You're #1 in our hearts and someday you'll be a winner...someday.
MFDC - I couldn't have done it without you. I would share this honor with you...but I'm just not like that...I never learned that sharing thing.
Whoa! A Stewardess in the house! MEoooooooow!
While it's true that the Haiku is certainly one of MFDC's super-powers, I think he was trying to keep this a fair contest by not whipping one up. So, thanks MFDC. That's the mark of a true sportsman.
As for digging his shizzle, that doesn't exempt him from the same intense scrutiny and judgment to which I subject all of you. In TwerpsWorld, all's fair, my friend!
I'm thanking you on Bleon's behalf. She needs that encouragement right now!
Thanks for playing!
"Yeahh I am so hot"
Those of you who have ever heard and seen danielle get excited and say "Yeah" really hard, know what I mean.
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