Want a banana
But I've already had one
Two is excessive
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11 comments:
horrible post dee
fruit? what the fuck? FRUIT?
it's like i don't know you
I think this is Kimberly, and if so, you suck.
If this isn't Kimberly, I have a shocking amount of issues with your teeny, tiny comment.
1.) If you don't know me like that, you don't call me anything but Danielle...or Your Highness.
2.) That's not a haiku. I don't know what that is, but that's not a haiku.
3.) I can't ALWAYS bring the funny! And I've covered so many topics on this site, I thought, why not fruit?
4.)There really is a very tempting banana right here beside me that I want to eat very much...very very very very very much.
5.) When you have your own blog on the world wide web, you are then free to criticize what I choose to share with the 7 people who read my site. Until then, fuck off.
6.) Enjoy your anonymity...that is, if you can find the time while simultaneously wrestling with Eternal Damnation.
Why not another??
Good potassium and shit;
a nice, healthy snack!
THANK YOU.
I believe I will.
Yum.
Potassium is great, but you need protein too!
dude, what is wrong with you.....the more banannas the betta...
I know you right, gul.
That's why I ate that shit!
huh??
Oh, sorry, allow me to translate.
"Yes, Kimberly, I agree with you. The more bananas 'the betta.' Hence, I chose to eat the second banana."
Better?
2 bananas in one day. SLUT.
That's nothing. In week two of my sugar deprivation sans methadone, I ate THREE in one day! THREE.
That was a rough day.
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